Salaaaaaaaaaam
WARNING CONTAINS PURE UNDILUTED AWESOMENESS
1.Weird people in the mall
2. The Selfie addicts
These people are nutty about SELFIES like that is sooooooooo 2013!
So, you just see a huuuuuuge group of teens walk in and its like.
#MorningSainsburys!
#BananaSmiles
#DORITOSILOVEYOU
#byonegetonefreeOMG
#BenandJerrysHALFPRICE
#checkingout
#reusingbags!
#Timetoleave
THANK. ALLAH.
Are you gone already?
Basically their WHOLE shopping trip is recorded with selfies and hashtags.
Its. Just. A. Grocery. Store.
3. The sneaky mom and daughter
So this'll be a mom and daughter, who are just being CREEPY.
That, was an understatement.
They're just walking around the shops like they're hiding a gun or something.
Like WTF?!
Mom: *whispering* look carrots
Daughter : * whispering* shhhhhhhh its mike!
Mom: *whispering* half Price! Wait.... will we look like tramps?
ITS FINE WRECKING BALL IS PLAYING FULL BLAST NO ONE WILL HEAR YOUR VOICE CALM DOWN.
2. Stupid questions non bearded men ask bearded men
2. Why don't you plait your beard?
Because it's a beard...........
4. Why do you have a beard?
So when I'm thinking I can stroke it derrrrr......
5. How old are you like........53?
I'm 25...........
Stupid questions non hijabis ask hijabis
4. If I took your hijab of, what would you do?
Do it and find out, you wont live to tell the tale.
5. Are you bald?
I got more hair than you.
6. Are you a nun?
I'm wearing a floral headscarf, do nuns were those?
DESI STUFF
No.2 Traditions
On a Quraan qhutum (prefrebly the 1st) we shower the mabrook with confetti somehow it ends up down their back and in their trousers/pants. 0.o
On any special event at meal time the children all eat together and drink Pepsi then a little kid will spill it all over the floor (I dunno if it is by purpose but it happens all the time) Or someone will step in some else's plate of food. 0.o
Henna
When you have henna on and your just sitting there for half an hour with your hand stuck out like a lollipop lady.
