What it Feels Like To Have No Freakin Wifi

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It's For Laughs Friday everyone, time to CELEBRATE. *moon walks to success*

For those of you who have no idea what I'm talking about welcome and sit back and relax. For Laughs Friday is basically Friday, but I call it for laughs because every Friday I update a comedy post/rant on "Wattroker's Life" and a chapter on "We Stole The Tiara", both being comedy book and written by me , you'll basically die of laughter,  because, seriously, I'm hilarious right?!

This Friday I'm RANTING because whilst I'm writing this I have no wifi, kill me now.

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What it Feels Like To Have No Freakin Wifi

First world problems man.

We all face 'em.

Like no wifi, THATS THE WORST OF ALL.

And guess what?  I have NO FREAKIN WIFI FOR EIGHT DAYS FROM THE 29 TO THE SEVENTH. KILL. ME. NOW.

WHAT DO I DO WITH MY LIFE.

I FEEL LIKE IM DYING.

IM INCOMPLETE.

HELP ME.

SAVE ME.

GIVE ME WIFI.

I DONT CARE HOW MUCH IT COSTS JUST GIVE ME WIFI.

I JUST WANT WIFI.

I JUST WANNA WATCH DAN AND PHIL AND MIRANDA SINGS ON YOUTUBE.

I JUST WANNA WATCH GRACE HELBIG ON YOUTUBE.

I JUST WANNA WATCH YOUTUBE.

AND EAT FOOD.

AND DO BOTH AT THE SAME TIME.

WHAT DO I DO WITH MY LIFE?

HELP ME.

Yah, thats pretty much what it feels like.

Priorities.

There you go, hope you had lots of laughs this Friday, don't forget to check out my new chapter in "We Stole The Tiara" and hashtag #RedefiningMentalHealth on twitter facebook etc.

Cherries, chocolate and strawberry cupcakes.

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