Salaaaam
1. You know its winter when your dandruff comes back
2. "Oh, it only 35°C today YAAAAAAAAS LETS WEAR SOCKS! "
3. Its either a heatwave or a flood, there is no in between.
4. The lizards are your BFFS
5. Walking in the sun and all the flies start swirling around you #LordOfTheFlies
6. "How many chillies are in here?"
"Ten, and red chilli powder,"
"Bring me more chillies,"
7. When you wear a burka but you still get a tan ???????????
8. Weddings, "I now present you man and wife," NOPE LOL more like "May the odds be ever in your favour,"
9. "How much is this?"
"650"
"WHAT, WHAT, YOU SLY COWARD, HOW DARE YOU LIE, YOU LIE..........,"
"Okay, I'll give it for 600,"
"Jazakillah,"
Because 50 rupees makes a huge difference.
10. The original Hunger Games:
A family of South East people. ( cringing sorry I didn't know what to call them)
At a table with curry and chapatis.
Who will get the best chunk of meat?
Keep watching to find out.
Soooooooo whatdya think VOTE COMMENT BLAHBLAH BLAH AND DONT FORGET TO TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK OF MY NEW BOOK
We Stole The Tiara
And I am a booklover so look out for articlss from me on that account yall
Cherries, chocolate and strawberry cupcakes.
storyzrok
