Me: OMG! FUCK YES! I'M FUCKING BACK FROM TENNESSEE!
Scout: *snaps* Damn! I mean! Yay! You're back!
Me: *glares* Okay. Lets get to some questions that were asked!
VexDeathmoon asks:
"Sniper? Are you,um, single? *blushes intensely cause I'm shy af*"
Sniper: FOINALLY! Oi got a question! Heh. Yes oi am. *smiles and hold your chin in his fingers* You're cute when ya blush sheila.
Me: Next question!
JoannaNikolakakos asks:
"Soldier! How do you feel about not having any questions so far? X3"
Soldier: I FEEL LIKE YOU ALL CAN'T-
Demo: Soldier! Calm down lad.
Soldier: Sorry. I feel like you all can't recognize a warrior when you see one! I should be drowning in all the questions you have for me!
Spy: *rolls eyes*
Me: Next question!
@BritneyMitchell7 asks:
"Scout what's it like being youngest on the team?"
Scout: It ain't bad. Just means I get all the ladies and these old farts-
Everyone: *glares daggers at Scout*
Scout: Yeah uh n-never mind.
Me: Prick. Alright next question!
LipstickJungle222 asks:
"Engie? Will you play me a song on your guitar? MarkpliersGF, will you do the conga dance taunt with me? *stretches hand out*"
Engie: Sure thing darlin'. *pulls out guitar, tunes it, and begins playing a song*
Me: HELL YEAH! LET'S DO IT! *takes your hand and yanks you to the middle of the floor with me. starts doing the conga* WOO! YES! *song ends* Alright! That was fun! Thanks for that! Moving on to the next question!
mysticfairy16 asks:
"Oh, all of you guys! Yes, you now all have a question!
If you guys had to be stuck with one person in a closet, in the entire world, for an entire day, who would you chose?"
Scout: MISS PAULING! *clears throat* Uh, Miss Pauling.
Spy: *wraps arms around you and pulls you close* You.
Sniper: Hm... Oi'd have ta go with a koala just so oi could hug it.
Me: Awww! That's cute!
Sniper: Thanks sheila.
Soldier: SUN TZU!
Demo: Hm... Mah bottle of scrumpah! *holds up bottle*
Me: Really?
Heavy: *shrugs* Maybe dokter. We good friends.
Medic: Hm... anyvone? Difficult decision... Perhaps vith somevone I could experiment on!
Me: 0-0
Pyro: *hugs balloonicorn* Mmmmphh!
{Balloonicorn}
Engie: Ah don't know... uh... *blushes* Um... *mumbles something incoherent*
Me: *leans in* What was that?
Engie: Ah said I'd like to be in there with *mumbles*
Me: Engie come on speak up.
Engie: *points at you* Ah'd like to be in there with that cutie. *blushes and looks away*
Me: Awww! Engie you're so cute. Oh and me? Um... I'd like to be in there with Markiplier! Anyways, next question!
Red_Spy_ asks... well tells:
"SPY KICK SCOUT IN THE NUTS"
Spy: Zhat's not a question but I LIKE IT!
Scout: N-
Spy: *kicks Scout in the nuts*
Scout: *holds area... grunts.... falls to his knees.... falls onto his side and twitches*
Everyone: *laughs uncontrollably for 5 minutes*
Me: Okay... okay... woo! *wipes tear away* Next question!
TatjanaMirkovic asks... well tells as well:
"(shows medic a picure of him shirtless)nice abbs medic :)"
Medic: *chuckles* Danke schon.
Me: Next!
TatjanaMirkovic asks:
"Medic if you want il be your girlfriend,i realy like you and you are so cute and hadsome.(kisses medic on the lips)"
Medic: *kisses back softly, holding you close*
Everyone: ooooooo!
Me: *nods approvingly, whispers* You go girl!
Medic: *pulls away* I vould like nosing more zhen to be yours...
Me: *squeals then gets serious* By the way, if you have ever seen the anime host club, that's basically what this is. NEXT!
TF2_BLU_FemScout asks:
"Even if I'm on BLU.... S-sniper senpai do you wanna hang out with me? *blushes* or just a hug could work too...."
Sniper: *chuckles. Wraps an arm around your waist and pulls you into him* Can I do both? *hugs you*
Me: Cute! Alright well that covers all the questions. I think the guys are having fun with this.
Everyone: HELL YEAH!
Me: *giggles* Ask some more questions! You can ask the guys a question or even me! Whatever you want! Ask some questions!
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