10 Questions at Once!

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mysticfairy16 asks:

"You've got it!!

Achem... You have the chance to be with your dream person, except for miss Pauling Scout... who would you be with, and why them?"

Everyone: We don't have any dream people.

Me: MARKIPLIER! *clears throat* Uh, Mark Fischbach. Anyways, next question!

TF2_BLU_FemScout asks:

"1: scout I'm the scout , girl or not

2:soldier can you teach me how to rocket jump?

3: sniper why do I love you so much?!! Your on RED...... >.<"

Scout: NO! I'm the scout here!

Me: Shut up Scout.

Soldier: Yes I can! That is if you're man enough! *gives you advise and tips and shit*

Sniper: *chuckles* Oi don't know sheila. 

Me: *smirks* Oh I know why. 'Cause she wants the d-

Spy: Next question!

@RavenRose53 asks:

"Um.... I have a question, what do you guys look for in a girl? Also, c-can I um.... Have a hug from you guys.... If it isn't to much trouble! I don't want to seem weird...."

Heavy: Yes! Group hug! *pulls everybody into a big group hug*

Spy: Ah... Well, ma douce {my sweet} we all like different sings about a woman. I like a mysterious girl, and I like zhem a bit feisty. 

Medic: *shrugs* I just know vhen I see her! I like it vhen zhey are smart and kind. *mumbles* I like kinky too... *talks normally* But I also like zhem to be strong. I also like zhem to be outgoing.

Heavy: *blush* Uh... *shrugs*

Scout: I like a girl who can recognize how amazing I really am. And how handsome! I mean look at me!

Me: Enough Scout.

Pyro: *holds up balloonicorn* Mmmphh mph mpph mmmmppph mph mmph!

{Someone who likes balloonicorn and fire!}

Me: *says questioningly, unsure* How romantic?

Sniper: Oi loike a sheila who can shoot a gun. And one who knows how ta have fun, is outgoing.

Soldier: *turns red* I like a woman who's strong and confident. One who can stand up for herself and can fight. One who can take a few hits. One who knows what she stands for and will do anything for what she believes. [A/N That's actually a LOT like my kind of personality. That's just part of it! There's more to me.]

Me: ... Wow Soldier. That's actually really sweet and passionate. Wow. I-I'm amazed.

Soldier: *is red as a tomato* SHUT UP MAGGOT! 

Engie: Well... I like a girl who's smart. Someone who knows what she's doing. A girl who is determined and creative... One who's sweet and doesn't give up. *turns red* I think it's cute when girls are shah. {shy btw} but ah don't mean that I prefer them to be shah. Ah'm just sayin' it's cute when they are.

Me: Aw! That's so sweet Engie!

Engie: *blushes more* Thanks darlin'.

Demo: *shrugs* Eh. I dunnae know. I'll probably know when I meet that perfect girl.

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