Hunting and Makeup

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love4music24 asks:

"Awesome!! W..wanna go hunting with me?! *smiles and takes out my small knife*, I p..prefer knifes over b..bows and guns, but I can use both, *looks at Brooke and smiles* and we won't kill any w..wolves. *grabs scout, hand, and pyro* I'll teach ya g..guys"

Me: Phew! I was worried for a moment. Yeah sure! I bet we'd all love to. 

CBS: Just stay away from my hunting grounds. So let's go to the left side of the forest, not the right.

Scout: Uh.... I'm not sure if I can.... I've never shot an animal before....

Me: Don't worry! It'll be fun!

Pyro: *seeing everything as Pyroland, doesn't really know he's killing animals. Jumps up and down excitedly while clapping*

Me: *giggles*

Sniper: This is gonna be fun! Oi'm excoited! *gets his bow and arrows and his sniper rifle* Let's go huntin'!

Engie: Heck yes! *has his shotgun with him* Ah'll just use this. *chuckles* 

Me: *gets an extra sniper rifle and a knife* I enjoy hunting with knives as well. *gets my big ass machete* See this machete? It has a thick blade, so it's good for chopping stuff up. My dad got it for me when I was 14. [A/N That's true actually! I got this big ass machete from my dad. He's awesome. And I'm basically a mini him. And female him XD] I'll take this with. 

Scout: Wait! We can't go until Destiny teaches me how ta do dis. 

Me: *huffs* Fine. Next question. 

Newuha123 asks:

"Heavy! *blushes* um...would..you..uhhhh...wait wait *waves hands around then starts fiddling wit my fingers* ummmm..will you..teach me how to hunt bears >.<

Or anykind of animal?"

Heavy: I vould love to teach you Tyhiara! Vonce Destiny teaches tiny baby man to hunt, then we go hunt. *leans in and whispers* Creepy Pyro has hunted before, but he doesn't know it. *talks normally* But maybe not bears... I don't want you to get hurt.

Me: Next question! Also, you shall be taught Tyhiara, after Destiny teaches Scout. 

Helpless_Heichou asks:

"I'm so sorry Scout... I love ya to pieces but... *sighs* Spy, will you help me put makeup on Scout?

P.S. This is AnimeOtakuGirlLover, I just changed my name."

Spy: *laughs* Oui! I'd love to! 

Scout: Oh no you don't frog! *tries to run away* 

Spy: *throws a pan. It flies across the room.... and hits Scout in the head*

Scout: *falls and passes out*

Spy: Let's put make up on him. 

~~Some time later~~

Scout: *opens eyes. Groans and rubs head* Ow.... 

Everyone: *trying to hold in a laugh* 

Scout: What're ya laughin' at? I- *remembers. Gets up and runs to a bathroom. Looks in the mirror* OH MY GAWD! YOU PUT MAKE UP ON ME! 

Everyone: *laughs* 

Scout: *sighs* Whatever. *tries to wash it off*

Me: I'll help you wash it Scout. *helps him out. Gets some make up remover and a rag* Now! If you have anymore questions or dares, ask away! And Destiny, be sure to teach Scout how to hunt! Byyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeee!

Everyone: Bye!

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