Food, Drinks, and Making Out

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Me: *is still asleep curled up with Engie*

Engie: *is asleep*

CPS: Ask quietly. Brooke is asleep.

BrookieBeserkBerry asks:

"Yesh I have a dare..Sniper love me *sniffles* My arm hurts-

And I have a question for everyone 1. What's your favorite weapon?2. Who else enjoys hot shares *raises hand* specially someone to share it with *giggles* 

And 3.just for scout 'Have you had your first kiss and with who?'"

Medic: Aw. *takes out medigun and heals you*

BrookieBeserk: Much better!

Sniper: Okay sheila! *hugs BrookieBeserk* There ya go! 

CPS: Perhaps we should answer zhese questions in order. My favorite weapon is my magic. And yes, I do enjoy hot showers. 

CBS: Oi loike moi knoife. And yeah, oi do.

Scout: I like mah scatter gun. And yes.

Soldier: MY-

CPS: SHH!

Soldier: Oh yeah sorry. My rocket launcher. Yes I do.

Pyro: Mmpph hudda mph mm hudda!

{Flame thrower and of course!}

Demo: Ah like mah grenade launcher, but ah also love mah Eyelander. Yeah, ah do.

Heavy: Sasha is my favorite veapon. And of course I do.

Engie: *is sleeping with his head on mine*

Medic: Ubersaw. And ja, I do.

Sniper: Moi roifle. And yeah.

Spy: I like my butterfly knife. And yes of course. 

Me: *is sleeping on Engie*

Scout: Yeah. *chuckles* Actually, my first kiss is kind of a funny story. It was probably in da 1st or second grade dat I got my first kiss. Dis one girl had a crush on me. I forgot her name though....

CPS: Next question.

Tf2HoneyBunny asks:

"Hey Brutal, if I where to take your hat, would you do...*TAKES HAT AND RUNS OFF* USA!USA!USA!"

Soldier: God bless America... 

[A/N AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!]

CBS: 'EY! GET BACK 'ERE YA MONGREL! *chases after you*

CPS: SHH! *whisper yells* What did I say!

Me and Engie: *eyes open up. Yawns and stretches*

CPS: Great.

CBS: *runs surprisingly fast and catches you by your shirt. He pulls you back and snatches his hat off your head* This is moine. *puts hat back on*

Me: *closes my eyes again and I hug Engie with a smile as I nuzzle in closer. I sigh and try to go back to sleep*

Engie: *smiles down at me* 

Me: *opens my eyes in realization. Pulls away from Engie* Whoops! Sorry! *chuckles nervously with a slight blush*

Engie: *turns a tad bit red* It's alright. Ah kinda liked it....

Me: *giggles*

CPS: *takes a deep breath* 

Me: Oh. More questions. 

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