VexDeathmoon asks:
"Time for teh personal question: kinks??? *wiggles eyebrows*"
Everyone: *looks right at Medic*
Medic: *chuckles darkly* Vell... its best I not tell you. *chuckles darkly again, making you shudder* I'd rather show you...
Me: *shudders* Well... some people know this, some don't, I'm into kinky stuff.
Everyone but me: *turns a tad bit red or smirks at the thought*
Me: So... uh... *blushes* I'm into bondage and forced stuff. *hides face*I know I know. Weird.
[A/N Yes. This is true. Plus the thing about me loving pick up lines later on is true too.]
Medic: *is smirking* I like zhat...
Me: *turns even more red*
Spy: I'm not all that into 'kinky' stuff.
Sniper: *turns red* Well... Oi've.... um....
Me: C'mon Sniper.
Sniper: Oi've koind of wanted to do it outside...
Me: *smirks* Sounds like a good time.
Sniper: ...
Heavy: ...
Demo: *leaves*
Scout: Uh.............................................................. *gets up and runs*
Engie: *acts like nothing is happening*
Me: Engie?
Engie: Nope.
Me: No kinks or just not saying?
Engie: ...
Pyro: ...
Soldier: *turns red*
Me: Soldier?
Soldier: *looks at me*
Me: Well?
Soldier: Not sayin' anything.
Me: Alright. Moving on.
mysticfairy16 asks:
"Oh I have new question, damn me... I ask too much -_-
Why did you guys chose this line of work?"
Me: No you don't ask too much. I love it!
Medic: Vell! I get to experiment on all these patients! Plus I get to kill and torture zhe BLUs!
Sniper: Oi'm an assassin. A snoiper. Oi'm a good shot. This was roight up moi alley.
Spy: As a spy, I get to do what I do best.
Soldier: TO FIGHT AND KILL MAGGOTS! I'M A SOLDIER!
Demo: Ta make money. And 'cause I find it fun. Plus I get ta hang out with this girl now. *gives me a knuckle head sandwich*
Me: *giggles*
Pyro: Mmph mph!
{It's fun!}
Engie: I got ta test out mah inventions and use 'em. Ah enjoy mah job.
Heavy: It pays well. We kill bad guys. Is good fun.
Scout: Well, I'm pretty athletic and I enjoy it.
Me: I get to hang with these awesome guys and kill a bunch a' bitches!
Everyone: *laughs*
VexDeathmoon asks:
"Best pickup lines. GO!"
Me: *gasps*
Sniper: Oh no.
Spy: Here she goes again.
Me: I. LOVE. PICKUP LINES! OH MY GOD! Which should I do!
Scout: Nice. Ya got her goin' again.
Me: Oh my god there's so many! OO! Uh... OMG THIS IS HARD! Okay how about you guys go first while I think about this! Go in order!
Spy: Most of zhe pick up lines we know we've learned from her.
Scout: She said in order so I'll go first! Are you a scout 'cause you've been runnin' through my mind all day. And I'm mad for your milk. And I wanna take you back to my place and cover you with mad milk.
Soldier: Why am I doing this? Are you a soldier? Because you just rocket jumped your way into my heart.
Pyro: Mph mph mph mmpphh mm? Mmph mph mmph mm mpph.
{Are you air blasting me? 'Cause you just blew me away.} [A/N there are many more, but I'm just doing one.]
Demo: Did it hurt ye when ye fell from *hick* I forget the rest but yer a fine drink o' wa'er lass... And.... *hick* Are you a payload cart? Because I'm about cover you in stickies. And hey demo-girl, you're the bomb.
Heavy: Oh no. Here goes. Are you a heavy, because you look like you'd enjoy medick. Also, *sighs and thinks about what he's doing with his life* You cant be a sandvich without my mayo between your ham
Engie: *takes a deep breath then exhales* Alright. Are you an engineer baby? 'Cause you're erectin' mah dispenser. And, Are you using a jag? 'Cause you're making my dispenser erect way faster than usual.
Medic: I have two! *chuckles manically* Stick with me girl, I never pop my Über too early. *laughs* Und, sweetheart, I'll hold my Über until you scream for it.
Sniper: So you're into rough stuff? I'll dominate ya harder than a snoiper on 2fort/cp_orange.
Spy: Oh god. I'm real good at stabbing backsides, lets head to my place and I'll show you Your Eternal Reward. And... *sighs* Are you an engie? Because I'm a spy and id like to SAP DAT ASS. And are you a Spy? Because you are sappin' my heart.
Me: *giggles* I'll just use one. Do you know what would make your face look better? My legs wrapped around it. *smirks*
Medic: *dirty thoughts. grins*
Me: Ask more questions!
(That last one was so freaking hard to do. You have no idea.)
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