TF2 Q & A

Fight, FNAF, and Christmas!

Tf2HoneyBunny asks:

"Brutal let's fight!! At the bridge at 8! Let's see who is the strongest :3"

CBS: *chuckles* Alroi-

Me: No. I will not allow this. 

CBS: She wants to foight.

Me: I WON'T ALLOW YOU TO BRUTALLY MURDER HER! END OF DISCUSSION! 

CBS: *rolls eyes*

@Homicidalbraxton asks:

"1:ow my fuckin back hurts how much do you weigh brutal 2: I dare everyone except me to umm..... I dunno go to Freddy fazbears pizzaria an do the night shift"

CBS: Too much.

Me: *laughs* Oh, been there, done that, never going back. 

Everyone: *looks at me* What?

Me: Yup. *sits back and crosses my legs* Never going back to that place. I almost got stuffed in a fucking suit! But let's just say I got fired from that job for a reason.... Moving on!

love4music24 asks:

"*Giggles* s..sorry b..brooke *shows CBS another recording, giggles and cloaks* okay CBS i d..dare you to race me, if I w..win, you have too w..wear a dress for the next 4 q...questions"

CBS: Oi will kill you if you-

Me: *arms crossed, tapping my foot*

CBS: *sighs* Whatever. Yeah Oi'll race ya. 

Race: *CBS wins*

CBS: Loike hell oi'll wear a dress. 

Me: Next. 

ILOVECOOKIES221B asks:

"Meow, hii Hündinnen {Bitches} How are you? *giggles, and spreads black crow like wings* guess what ii diid over the weekend! I experimented on myself. It hurt. But it was so worth it.

1} If you could change anything about yourself what would you change? And why?2} If you were turn turn into babies what would be the furst thing you would do? :3  "

Me: Don't experiment on yourself... it's not safe. Now if I could change anything.... I wouldn't change a thing. I love and accept myself for who and what I am. I am proud of who I am as a person. I am proud of who I have become and how far I've gone in life so far. I love myself and I love that I'm different from other people. I've been told by many people that I am a very rare person. I love everything about myself. I wouldn't change 1 thing..... except maybe make myself sexier. *laughs*

Engie: *mumbles* Ah don't think y'all can get any sexier....

Me: What?

Engie: Nothin'. 

Me: No. Wait, scratch that. If I could change anything about myself I'd be in pajamas right now. 

Scout: Perhaps I'd be less annoyin'. That way people would like me more and wouldn't hate me.

Soldier: I'd like to be smarter. That way I wouldn't be so stupid....

Me: *listens calmly to everyone's answers*

Pyro: Hudda mm huda mph hudda mm mmph mmph huda.

{I'd like to have the confidence to come out of my suit. So that way people will finally understand me.}