ILOVECOOKIES221B asks:
"Meow, ii have a dare for Medic, I dare you to slow dance with me. {Although I've never had a slow dance b4 True story!} I-if you don't want to that's ok. As long as you have fun. ^w^"
Medic: Of course. *holds out his hand for you. You take his hand and he pulls you into him* Just follow my lead frau. *starts dancing with you as I play music on my phone*
Me: So cute.
Spy: Brooke, may I have zhis dance? *holds his hand out to me*
Me: *giggles* Sure. *stands up and takes his hand*
Engie & CPS: *get a bit jealous*
Spy: *pulls me into him and begins dancing*
Sniper: *holds out his hand to Brookie* Would ya loike ta dance with me sheila?
Brookie (BrookieBeserkBerry): Yeah! *takes his hand and stands up*
Sniper: *places his hand on her waist and pulls her in close. Begins dancing with her*
Demo: *shrugs. Stands up and starts dancing with his bottle of scrumpy*
Me: *laughs. Song ends and we all part* That was nice. Next question!
mysticfairy16 asks:
"Guess who's back bitches! *Hair flips*
(I'm sorry, I had to -w-)
Anyhoo! How would you guys react if you were... gender-bent?"
Me: What's up bitch! *high fives you* Now if I were gender bent, I'd probably go measure how big my dick is first. Then I would go and use a ton of pick up lines on chicks at a bar. Then I'd see how many times I can get laid.
Everyone: *laughs*
Spy: You got it all planned out don't you? *laughs*
Me: *laughs* Sorta.
Scout: I'd be blown away.... Then I'd look at myself naked.
Soldier: I WOULD GO KICK SOME GUYS' ASSES AND CALL THEM ALL COWARDS!
Me: *laughs* Basically be like me.
Pyro: Mm hudda mmph. Hudda hudda mph mm hudda.
{I don't know. Probably wonder how it happened.}
Demo: Pro'ly drink all the men at a bar under the table. *laughs*
Me: HAHA! That'd be so awesome!
Heavy: I vould go spend time vith my sisters! Ve vould have lots of fun!
Me: *giggles*
Engie: Ta be honest, ah'd play with mah boobs.
All the guys: *nod in agreement*
Me: *laughs*
Medic: I vould go to a strip club and show off mein moves!
Me: *laughs*
Sniper: Oi'd dress up and go struttin' around town all sassy.
Spy: I would try and sing and see just how good my voice is.
CBS: Oi'd play with moiself.
Me: *laughs* Like you don't do that already!
CBS: ... How did you know?
CPS: I would go skinny dipping.
Me: OO! That sounds fun! I need to remember to do that sometime... Next question!
BrookieBeserkBerry asks:
"*mumbles something but is to comfortable to fight cps* *once he looks over, makes a motion, meaning 'ill get you'*"
CPS: *chuckles nervously*
@homicidalbraxton asks:
"I want popcorn also I dare scout to run to BLU base an give me a high five and then give me a piggyback to the RED base so I can join you guys in the asking and daring (I'm a sniper, and finally another guy joins)"
Me: *throws popcorn at you* There. Next question! *laughs* I'm just kiddin'. Go Scout. Haul ass.
Scout: Goddamn it. *runs all the way to the BLU base, sees you* Hi. *gives you a high five and turns around. You hop onto his back. He sighs. Runs all the way back*
Me: THERE'S A FUCKING BLU! *starts to grab my weapon*
Engie: Settle down. C'mon Brooke she won't do nothin'.
Brookie: Yeah. Let's be nice.
Me: *sighs* Fine. Next question.
Tf2HoneyBunny asks:
"*Trips CBS while he walks down the hall and runs* WOOOOOOOOO!!! *Hides in medibay*"
CBS: *gets up and takes out knife*
Medic: *steps in front of him* I von't let you near her.
Me: Christian. Calm your ass down!
CBS: *mumbles under his breath as he puts away his knife* Next bloody question.
love4music24 asks:
"*Laughs and covers mouth * o...okay........ I d..dare CBS, CPS and all the m..mercs to d..do ze whip. :3."
Me: I fucking hate that song.
Everyone but me: *gets up*
Me: *plays the song with a scowl*
All the guys: *do the whip*
Me: *turns off music* Okay that's enough. Next!
ChikaMC asks:
"*Blushes at what CBS said* "Uhhhhh..."
1) Hey Pyro! Wanna go burn some Christmas Trees later? *hugs Pyro and smiles*
2) *Disappears and re-appears next to CPS, hugging him so he doesn't run from his sudden doom and grins evilly* You guys didn't dog pile on me and CPS! D:"
Pyro: MPH!
{YES!}
CPS: NO! WE ARE GOING TO GET CRUSHED!
Me: *rushes over, grabs Chika, drags her away*
Sniper: Brookie, don't join in this.
Brookie: Fine.
Everyone else: *runs over, tackles CPS to the ground and dog piles him*
CPS: ....cn't... brth!
Me: I think he can barely talk....
CPS: *spawns portal and it quickly closes behind him before the rest of the mercs can fall through. Teleports back* Merde.... I can finally breathe.
Me: *laughs as all the guys get up* That's why I didn't let you get dog piled. It hurts more than you think.
BrookieBeserkBerry asks:
"I dare all the guys to twerk...*holding back laughter*"
Me: I WANT TO TOO!
Brookie: Ah what the hell. I'll join it too!
Me: *plays music*
Everyone: *starts twerking*
Me: TWERK TEAM! Ask more questions and dares!
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