TatjanaMirkovic asks:
"Everybody (exept scout)can you please strip for me and MarkipliersGF please!!!!!
Medic you will be right in front of me ok <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3"
Me: OH HELL YEAH!
Everyone: o-o
Me: Do it! Do it! Do it!
Demo: *chugs skrumpy, starts taking off his shirt* WHATEVER! Thankfully, I already don't remember this.
Sniper: *shrugs* Eh. Wot the hell. *starts taking off pants*
Medic: *stands in front of you as he starts taking off his coat and then shirt*
Soldier: Eh. *starts taking off clothes*
Me: *laughs and plays music that is like club music*
Engie: Do ya really have ta play the music?
Me: Yes.
Engie: *sighs*
Me: I find that it is necessary. *throws handful of 1 dollar bills* Now strip!
Everyone but Pyro: *strips down to their boxers*
Me: ...Hawt... *stares at Engie's muscles. Instantly gets wet*
Engie: Hey she said for everyone to strip.
Me: Yeah. I know.
Engie: Doesn't that include you darlin'?
Me: ... *reads questions again* She said to strip for me and her so ha!
Engie: Damn it.
Sniper: Noice troi.
Soldier: Yeah.
Me: *looks at Soldier's American flag patterned boxers and points* Love the boxers Soldier.
Soldier: *turns red*
Me: *looks at Engie's boxers that has teddy bears with hard hats on them and overalls (they are Teddy Rosevelts)* And I love your boxers too Engie.
Engie: *blushes and chuckles nervously*
Me: *throws more money* Now dance!
Spy: It only says to strip not to dance.
Me: *groans*Fine. Next question while they get dressed.
BrookieBeserkBerry asks:
"Okay *pokes lip* What happens when Blu win? How do you guys feel?
What is your favorite desert of all time?"
Me: Well what do you think?
Engie: Why are you so sassy today?
Me: I'm tired.
Medic: Vhat is going on frau?
Me: *throws pillow at everyone* I said I'm tired! Now sh! Answer questions!
Spy: Vanilla Crème Brûlée.
Sniper: Lammington. So bloody delicious!
Medic: Berliner!
Engie: Classic chocolate cake.
Me: Same as Engie!
Heavy: Prague cake.
Demo: Cranachan.
Pyro: Mmmpphh mmpphh!
{Flaming pudding!}
Soldier: CUPCAKES!
Scout: Cookies.
Me: Next question!
love4music24 asks:
"hmmm.... w..whats your guys favorite s..song *still cloaked*"
Me: Hmm... Perhaps it is Got Your Six, or Salvation, or White Knuckles, or Way of the Fist, or War is the Answer? Maybe Dying Breed, no, uh, Death Before Dishonor, or uh no(all of that is by Five Finger Death Punch because I love heavy metal. Plus all of those songs describe me.)! Uh, uh, uh, maybe Fallen by Volbeat? Ugh I can't decide! I don't have a favorite. Neither do the guys except for-
Soldier: MY FAVORITE SONG IS STAR SPANGLED BANNER!
Me: Yeah except for him. *starts humming Star Spangled Banner* Next question.
ILOVECOOKIES221B asks:
"Meow. Raiise your hand iif you honestly liike scout...even just a tiiny biit. ^w^"
Me: *sighs* .... *raises hand up*
Everyone: *very slowly everyone raises their hand*
Scout: ... *smiles. Thinks to himself 'well now I know that they all do kind of like me and don't completely hate me'*
Me: *ruffles Scout's hair and giggles* I like to ruffle people's hair. [A/N True. Pretty much all that I say in this Q & A is completely true.]
Scout: *chuckles* Next question.
Trishiplier528 asks:
"I want to be someones assistant. Who should I chose?"
Everyone: ME ME! PICK ME! MINE BE MINE! ME! ME! MINE!
Me: EVERYONE SHUT UP!
Everyone: *goes silent*
Me: Well, Medic has 2 sexy assistants, Engie has 1 ugly assistant-
Engie: Not at all! That's a lie. I have an absolutely beautiful assistant.
Me: *blushes* Anyways, I think that Soldier could use an assistant, or maybe Scout. Possibly Sniper. I think Spy is good on his own but possibly him.
Soldier: SHE SHOULD BE MY ASSISTANT!
Me: You choose. *sighs* Then I have to give Medic's assistants and you a tour around the base and they'll have to show you stuff. So much work and I'm so lazy. Whatever. Anyways, ask some more questions!
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