Punishments, Biting, Dresses, and Tripping

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Newuha123 asks:

" What is the worst punishment your parents used?  

And markipliergf I dare u to...um...Bite another persons arm really hard :3"

Me: Taking my computer away. 

Soldier: Not letting me play with explosives.

Demo: Yellin'. 

Heavy: Vhen I get sent to room.

[A/N I learned that Russians also replace W's with V's apparently.]

Pyro: Hudda hudda hudda hudda hud!

{When they wouldn't let me play with fire or take away my unicorn!}

Sniper: When moi parents would take away moi gun or wouldn't let me go outsoide and oi had ta stay in moi room.

Spy: When I had to stay in my room.

Engie: When mah parents wouldn't let me build n' stuff.

Scout: When mah mom yanks on my ears....

Medic: Vhen mein mom vould lock me in mein room.

Me: Next!

TatjanaMirkovic asks:

"*grabs medics head and burries it in her breasts*Have u guys ever touched a womans breasts whitout bei bg slaped?"

Medic: *smirks and pulls his head out, then grabs your boobs* I'm doing it right now, aren't I? *sharp, excruciating pain shoots through him with much intensity. He lets go of your boobs* WHAT THE FUCK!?

[German]

Me: *is biting his arm, then lets go* I did the dare! And does touching my own boobs count?

Everyone: *dirty thought*

CPS & Engie: *turns a bit red at the thought*

CBS: Yeah. 

Scout: No.

Engie: No. Ah got slapped. It was an accident though ah tripped and fell!

Me: *giggles*

Pyro: Mmph. 

{Nope.}

Demo: Yeah. We were both drunk.

Soldier: No.

CPS: ... Yes....

Me: *giggles*

CPS: *blushes*

Heavy: No. 

Sniper: Mm.... no.

Spy: Yes.

Me: *laughs and points* You fuckin' player!

Spy: *not amused face*

Me: Next!

VexDeathmoon asks:

"Aww. Poor CPS! Here, have a cinnamon roll! *gives cinnamon roll*

Also, have a kiss! *kisses on cheek*"

CPS: *takes cinnamon roll with a smile, blushes when he gets kissed* Aheh. 

Me: Why is everyone sympathizing you? I don't get it?

[A/N Yes I know. But I don't actually know CPS is getting jealous.]

CPS: *thinks of the reason, but acts like there isn't* I don't know.

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