Body Switch, Super Powers, and Hugs!

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mysticfairy16 asks:

"I agree with everyone there... This time two questions... if you don't mind

1. Okay you have to switch bodies with one person, anyone at all, for a day, who would you chose? 

2. If you could have one superpower, breath underwater telekinesis ect., what would it be?"

Me: No! I love the multiple questions!

Scout: Miss Pauling.... *thinks of how he would just play with her boobs*

Medic: A very hot voman. Zhen I can strut around and see vhat it's like to get hit on as a girl.... *thinks of how fabulous he'd be.... then thinks of playing with her boobs* 

Sniper: *points at me* 

Me: Why me?

Sniper: Oi want ta see wot it's like fer you to have ta deal with our shit.

Spy: Actually yes. My answer's zhe same as Sniper's.

Heavy: I would switch with baby man to see what it like to be small.

Scout: Hey!

Pyro: Mph mmpph mmph mph mm mph!

{I'm happy with who I am!}

Engie: *is blushing madly from extremely dirty thoughts*

Me: Engie? Engiiiiieeee! *is waving hand in front of his face. Sighs* Whatever. 

Demo: *is passed out drunk*

Medic: Damn it.

Soldier: SUN TZU!

Me: What is it with you and Sun Tzu? Also, I'd switch bodies with Markiplier. *has dirty thoughts. Fangirls*

Medic: As for super powers? Hm... zhe ability to spawn in any part of any animal/human body!

Me: o-o

Medic: Vhat?

Soldier: MINE WOULD BETHE ABILITY TO TELEPORT MORE BREAD!

Demo: Spawn in as many drinks as I want!

Engie: The ability ta build anythin' ah want!

Sniper: Oi want the power to control fire. *shrugs* Oi dunno.

Spy: Zhe ability to turn invisible. Oh wait. *cloaks while smirking*

Me: *-_-* You boner.

Heavy: To make make many many sandviches!

Me: You guys are so pathetic. I hate you all. 

Scout: I want the ability ta make any girl fall in love with me. Oh wai-

Me: Shut up.

Pyro: Mm mmphh mmpph mmphh!

{To make world peace!}

  Me: You guys are so pathetic. I hate you all. 

Everyone: We all love you too.

Me: *face palms* Since I'm the only one choosing a REAL power, I'd go with telekinesis.   

VexDeathmoon asks:

"Heavy, you remind me of a teddy bear! Can I have a hug pwese? :3"

Heavy: Of course leetle girl! *hugs you but is careful not to crush you*

Me: Cute. Ask more questions!



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