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we gon pretend that's audrey ok
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justinbieber: you haven't posted a picture in three weeks post one of us

audreybby: ok what should the caption be?

audreybby: oooollee i got one never mind

justinbieber: is it weird

justinbieber: don't be weird

audreybby: im using a lyric from a song by shy glizzy but changing girl to boy 🙃

justinbieber: what song??

audreybby: white girl

audreybby: and im with a white boy

audreybby: he's soft as powder

justinbieber: um okay 😂

justinbieber: you don't get hard around me?

audreybby: i'd definitely get hard around you if i had a dick

justinbieber: flattering

audreybby: i have a question for you princess

justinbieber: yes daddy?

audreybby: why did you egg your neighbors house

justinbieber: they complained too much fuck them :)

audreybby: i thought you and drake were the same

audreybby: what happened to "i'll buy the neighbors house if they complain about the noise"

justinbieber: egging their house was more fun

justinbieber: going back there this halloween and doing it again

audreybby: how old are you twelve 😂

justinbieber: twelve inches

audreybby: hope you mean your height

justinbieber: *starts rapping shabba by asap ferg*

audreybby: short nigga but my dick tall

audreybby: you didn't wanna say nigga did you 😂

seen.

audreybby: don't get all weird justin come baaaack im just teasing

justinbieber: i didn't go anywhere

justinbieber: saying that word is disrespectful bc i am white 😳

audreybby: didn't stop you years ago from making that joke

audreybby: but i don't care i'd rather talk about your dick 😉

justinbieber: lord you're so horny

audreybby: that's what happens when i have a boyfriend who's not around :(

justinbieber: i'll come over when im not busy

audreybby: you say it like you're around the block bitch you're across the us

justinbieber: okay and

audreybby: you rich fucker

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i almost peed on myself from laughing at yalls comments 

SOMEONE SAID HAILEY HAD CHICKEN LEGS LIKE COULD YALL NOT 😂😭😭

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