"A, awuu..."
Umm... Miss? You are scaring me, you know?
S, should I call for a doctor...?
"Now, Latifa!" Miss suddenly shouted.
"Awu!"
What! What is it!?
"Let's c.u.l.t.i.v.a.t.e!"
"......"
Miss, you are leaking a dangerous-looking aura, you know?
It's almost as if you wanted to... to eat... to eat me?
That can't be right! Miss would never do something like that!
She definitely wouldn't make me eat a lot of food to make me meatier, make me say goodbye to people important to me and then lock herself with me in a dark, cold room which is perfect for preserving food... right?
I... I'm gonna get eaten!
"Awuuuu!"
I dodge the approaching Miss and start running around the cave's room.
I will not let myself get eaten. Not a chance! Even if it's Miss... I wouldn't mind giving up a hand or leg, but... even if it's Miss!
"Oh~ you are so playful today, Latifa~ I'm gonna catch you~"
"Awuuu!"
Noooo! Run Latifa, run Latifa! Duck Latifa, duck Latifa!
... I have nowhere to run! Why is this cave room so small!
And why are there rose petals sprinkled on a bed! Is Miss having a romantic dinner with Latifa as a main course!? Why is she having such dinner all alone!
Or perhaps... you don't plan on inviting that hateful man after preparing me, do you!?
"Got you~"
"Awu..."
Ah... why did I just stop to ask her something she wouldn't be able to hear?
"Now, let's do what we came to do... Latifa."
Miss then jumped on the bed with me in her embrace and she... closed her eyes and started cultivating with satisfaction written all over her face.
Huh?
... I'm not going to get eaten?
Cough, cough I knew that I could trust Miss!
This servant is grateful with all of her heart! LOYALTY!
Now then... now that I know that Miss will not eat me.
Wait. What if she gets hungry once she takes a break from cultivating?
Nevermind, let's deal with it then.
The current problem at hand is pretty serious anyway.
Miss is basically using me like a hug pillow. Hug pillows are hugged. Hugged means restricted. Restricted means that I can't move. Not being able to move means that I'm unable to go to the toilet. Which basically brings up the next problem.
Do princes install toilets in their cultivation caves?
Firstly, if they are, why? Secondly, if they are not, what will I do?
Miss, am I supposed to hold it in for an entire month?
That's not it, right?
Please tell me that you have thought this through!?
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Kindred
Historical FictionNatasha Morozova was a renown Russian hitman. However, she was betrayed and died in the middle of her mission. When she thought it was over, she found herself in a fancy bed, being treated by small children. She discovers that she is a good-for...
