The Cheerio|| (Glee FanFiction) [1]

Chapter 30

I know a place
Where the grass is really greener
Warm, wet and wild
There must be something in the water
Sipping gin and juice
Laying underneath the palm trees
The boys
Break their necks
Trying to creep a little sneak peek at us

You could travel the world
But nothing comes close
To the golden coast
Once you party with us
You'll be falling in love
Oooooh Oh Oooooh

California girls
We're unforgettable
Daisy Dukes
Bikinis on top
Sun-kissed skin
So hot
We'll melt your popsicle
Oooooh Oh Oooooh

California girls
We're undeniable Fine, fresh, fierce We got it on lock West coast represent Now put your hands up Oooooh Oh Oooooh

Sex on the beach We don't mind sand in our stilettoes We freak In my jeep Snoop Doggy Dogg on the stereo

You could travel the world But nothing comes close To the golden coast Once you party with us You'll be falling in love Oooooh Oh Oooooh

California girls We're unforgettable Daisy Dukes Bikinis on top Sun-kissed skin So hot We'll melt your popsicle Oooooh Oh Oooooh

California girls We're undeniable Fine, fresh, fierce We got it on lock West coast represent Now put your hands up Oooooh Oh Oooooh

[Snoop Dogg:] Tone, tan Fit and ready Turn it up cause its gettin' heavy Wild wild west coast These are the girls I love the most I mean the ones I mean like she's the one Kiss her Touch her Squeeze her buns

The girl's a freak She drive a jeep In Laguna Beach I'm okay I won't play I love the bay Just like I love LA Venice beach And Palm Springs Summertime is everything

Homeboys Bangin' out All that ass Hangin' out Bikinis, zucchinis Martinis, no weenies Just the King And the Queeny Katy my lady (yeah) Lookie here baby (uh huh) I'm all up on ya Cuz you're representin' California (ohhh yeahh)

[Katy:] California girls We're unforgettable Daisy Dukes Bikinis on top Sun-kissed skin So hot We'll melt your popsicle Oooooh Oh Oooooh

California girls We're undeniable Fine, fresh, fierce We got it on lock West coast represent (West coast, west coast) Now put your hands up Oooooh Oh Oooooh

[Snoop Dogg:] (Californiaaa, Californiaaa) California girls man I really wish you all could be California girls (Californiaaa).

"Ladies I'm at loss" Coach says "Brittany, please remind me of how I single-handedly put cheerleading in the map" Coach Says.

"In 1979, you directed a made-for-TV movie about the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders" Brittany says.

"And in the meantime, what has changed?" Coach asks us "Personal grooming habits?" Quinn says.

"What's changed is I have lost completely lost interest. And ladies. 8 blame you. Becky... More silicone falsies" Coach says "Got it Coach" Becky says.

"You will each exchange your busy with an additional pair of chicken cutlets, in an attempt to add some more jiggle to what is the most boring routine I have ever witnessed" Coach says.

"But Coach, this is the most elaborate routine the Cheerios! Have ever done. We're shoo-ins at Regionals next week, and we're the favourite to win at Nationals" I say and take off my blue wig.

"And yet I am still bored. Even things I used to think were hilarious.. case in point. Sandbags, slap yourself with an chicken cutlet" Coach says and Santana looks at me and slap herself.

"Now slap Quinn" Santana slaps Quinn, I'm just standing there once coach leaves we all have a chicken  cutlet fight.

I'm on the field cheering the football team on and I shout "Go Mike!" Mike looks at me and smiles.