Don't judge me, I'm pretty sure one day there will be those rules
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1) Don't let Sinbad getting drunk before lunch
2) If he does, steal his bottle
3) Do not encourage him to do so, only to see Ja'far yell at him
4) Helping him hide bottles in his office is no longer allowed
5) Is prohibited to hide things in Hinahoho's hair
6) Is prohibited to hide in Hinahoho's hair
7) If asking "where is Sinbad", tell the truth or don't say anything
8) Is prohibited to let Spartos getting drunk
9) Is prohibited to let Pisti or helping her getting Spartos drunk
10) Don't go with Sharrkan to the brothel
11) Do not try to steal Drakon's wife
12) Saying that he's a dragon isn't an excuse
13) Do not let Hinahoho's children climb on the roof top
14) Do not let Pisti climb on the roof top
15) Yelling is prohibited after midnight. There are people that would like to sleep because they work
16) Drakon is not a potential meal. Please stop trying to cook him
17) Ja'far doesn't have seven horns under his hat. He doesn't breathe fire as well. Please stop spreading that rumour
18) Telling Ja'far to not burn you down is encouraging this rumour
19) Drakon doesn't eat human beings. His wife isn't a cannibal.
20) Is inappropriate to shout "Mama" whenever Ja'far walks into a room
21) Calling Sinbad "Sindaddy" is also inappropriate
22) Sinbad's womanizing habits aren't fun, they are dangerous
23) Spreading a rumour saying that all the children from the women at the brothel are all Sinbad's one is prohibited
24) Do not steal Masrur's food
25) Saying that drinking wine is healthy isn't an excuse to get drunk at breakfast
27) Telling dirty jokes to Spartos is no longer allowed
28) We are not joking on this, Sharrkan. He's been hiding in his room for a week
29) Because Sharrkan isn't allowed to do so doesn't mean that you have to replace him
30) Pisti, please read rule 27)
31) Due to the lack of respect of rule 1), Sinbad won't be allowed to drink during a month
32) Pile things on Masrur's back while he's training, only to see if he can handle it isn't allowed any longer
33) Even if Sindria is well known for its parties doesn't mean you have the right to hang around naked
34) Being drunk doesn't make any exception
35) Drawing little animated Ja'far on official document isn't allowed
36) Is prohibited to refer to Drakon as 'Dragon man'
37) Or Man dragon
38) Letting Pisti read Sinja yaoi isn't allowed anymore
39) Same for Yamuraiha
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FanfictionBecause I love magi I think it's time for me to make some oneshots 😈. Still do not own magi characters! Have fun reading the things that my mind can generate.
