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Mini shots 2

Butterfly

It was the late afternoon. Kouen was peacefully reading some toran language, his day finally over. It was calm. Way too calm, at a point that it felt strange. Something will happen. There was no way he will be able to have a quiet time, not when (Y/N) was there.

"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!"

A piercing yell echoed through the hole palace. Kouen groaned internally at this. Why. Why couldn't he get some quiet time? Sighting, he left his scroll open on his desk, determined to finish it right after he would have checked on what (Y/N) did again.

Reaching the door where all the noise came from, he smashed it open.

"What is going on again."

He was met by Judal, wrapped in blankets and bands covering his mouth. He looked like a cocoon. It was easy to tell that he was pissed, due to his facial expression and the way he was struggling under (Y/N). Yes, because the obvious responsible of this was sitting on her victim.

"(Y/N). What did you do again."

"Shhhhh."

"(Y/N), I need silence and I can't focus when he's yelling like a dying pig. Release him and get this over with."

"No."

"(Y/N)."

"I won't. Not until he becomes a beautiful butterfly."

Torture

Sinbad : "Just talk already."

Judal : "Fuck off!"

(Y/N) : "Come on. We will release you if you give us the name of the person that eat all the cookies I baked this morning."

Judal : "I don't fucking care! Untie me!"

Sinbad : "Looks like we'll have to do this."

(Y/N) : "Indeed."

Judal : "Do what?"

(Y/N) : "Judal, do you see this peach?"

Judal : "Yeah, so what."

(Y/N) : "I'll give it to you if you answer."

Judal : "I won't fall for your dirty tricks."

(Y/N) : "Want one?"

Sinbad : "Sure."

Judal : "Stop."

(Y/N) : "*munch* Whoa! They're pretty good!"

Sinbad : "Yup. The finest you could find."

Judal : "RAAAAAAH!!! IT WAS KOUHA!!!"

(Y/N) : "I knew it. Let me kill him."

Judal : "WAIT!! I WANT MY PEACH!!"

Outside temperature

A beautiful and warm day in Sindria. More like a very hot day...

(Y/N): "I'm dying!"

Kougyoku: "Aaaaah... Hey, fan me a little."

(Y/N): "Nah, too hot."

Kougyoku: "What temperature is it outside?"

(Y/N): "As hot as Sinbad."

Kougyoku: "...He's hotter than this."

Maternal love

Sinbad: "(Y/N), can you please stop being mad at me?"

(Y/N): "I hope you freaking go to hell and burn inside the devil's hottest fire."

Sinbad: "You watch you tone, young girl!"

(Y/N): "Go away mom! I hate you!"

Sinbad: "I didn't raise you that way! Why do you have to be such a difficult child?"

(Y/N): "Did you even looked at you? How are you expecting me to grow up and be a responsible adult with you as an example??"

Socks

(Y/N): "HEY MY GOAT! Did you see my socks somewhere?"

Kouen: "...Why in the world would I know where your socks are?"

(Y/N): "Because you are like the mom here! You know where your children put their stuff!"

Kouen: "You're tiering me."

(Y/N): "Come on! Help me, mom!"

Kouen: "Koumei has them."

(Y/N): "Thanks- Wait, wtf?"

Kouen: "Don't ask me I don't know why."

(Y/N): "... KOUMEI! Can I have my unicorn socks back, please?"

Swearing

Sinbad: "What are you doing?"

(Y/N): "Sudoku."

Sinbad: "You like it?"

(Y/N): "No."

Sinbad: "Then why the heck are you doing this?"

(Y/N): "Stop asking questions."

Sinbad: "I think you should put a 2 over here."

(Y/N): "...WOW I NEVER YOU A SINBAD COULD DO THAT!"

Sinbad: "Did you just used my name as an insult?"

(Y/N): "YOU'RE JUST A SINBAD! WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY KNOW?"

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Yes I know I haven't taken care of my request yet x)

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