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Why you should name your cat Kouen

I'm not joking about this. I'll name my cat Kouen. I swear it on my plushie's head.

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1. He wakes you up, way too early

Kouen : "(Y/N). How many times do I have to repeat this to you? I have more important things to do than just waking you up because the maids had given up."

(Y/N) : "Kouen, it's not because you're a morning person that I have to be one as well."

Kouen : "IT'S ALREADY 10 O'CLOCK! JUST GET OUT OF BED ALREADY!"

(Y/N) "See? Too early."

2. He's not affectionate when you need it

(Y/N) : "Kouen."

Kouen : "..."

(Y/N) : "Kouen !"

Kouen : "..."

(Y/N) : "Hey! Give me some attention!"

Kouen : "What."

(Y/N) : "I want a hug."

Kouen : "No."

(Y/N) : "Come on! Just a hug and I'll leave."

Kouen : "No."

(Y/N) : "Why can't you give me some love? You heartless goat!"

3. He's sneaky

(Y/N) : "Hum~ Hum~ Hum~ ..."

Kouen : "(Y/N)."

(Y/N) : "GOD FUCKING DAMNIT!"

Kouen : "YOU'RE TOO LOUD! STUPID BRAT!"

(Y/N) : "WHY ON EARTH ARE YOU SNEAKING ON ME LIKE THAT?"

Kouen : "I KNOCKED BUT YOU WEREN'T ANSWERING!"

4. Staring at him when he's angry calms him down

Kouen : "(Y/N)."

(Y/N) : "..."

Kouen : "(Y/N) stop. It's creepy."

(Y/N) : "..."

Kouen : "I got it. I'm not mad anymore. Just stop staring at me like that."

5. Can be cute as fuck sometimes

(Y/N) : "You're so freaking adorable!!!"

Kouen : "Let go off me now! You swore you'll let me leave after 10 minutes!"

(Y/N) : "I lied."

Kouen : "I can see that!"

(Y/N) : "You're just too precious in Agares's djinn equip! Blame yourself for being cute."

6. Can help you feel better in an instant

Kouen : "You're happy now?"

(Y/N) : "You don't even know how much. But I can't believe I have to go thought this every time I want a hug from you."

Kouen : "You could just ask someone else."

(Y/N) : "I don't want to. You're the only one I want to hug."

Kouen : "..."

(Y/N) : "I love how I can make you speechless like that."

7. Stubborn has hell

Kouen : "I said no."

(Y/N) : "Come on! Can't you just at least go, say hello and go back to your lovely work after?"

Kouen : "I have duties over this country. I can't stay at a random party only for your personal pleasure."

(Y/N) : "It's Kouha's birthday. You could at least make an effort."

Kouen : "It's the third birthday party this week."

(Y/N) : "... You heartless goat."

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Heya! Sorry I'm late again... I have some troubles with my grades lately so internet will be quite hard to access for me.

You'll have to wait for me, sorry!

Until then just know that I do take request while I'm away. It will allow me to post you a lot of things when I go back! Promise

By the way, do you guys want a Kouen x reader story?