TMNT | Cards Against Humanity

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((A/N) This is Cards against humanity

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((A/N) This is Cards against humanity ... so don't take it the wrong way, don't be offended at this. :) Also, it's just the boys on their own and no s/o ... Enjoy 💕)

The boys were getting ready for game night. They usually did that on a Thursday, because Mikey always insisted on movie night on Friday. So, they all came together to spend some quality time, minus Splinter. Splinter was always the one (followed by Donnie and Leo) to pull out the rules and tell everyone how wrong they are since the rules stated otherwise. 

"Cards against humanity?", Mikey asked and raised his brows.

"What even is that?", Leo wanted to know. 

"You get a bunch of cards. Black and white ones. The black ones are the "question" if you will and you need to place the best, most horrible white card to complete it", Raph explained.

"Sounds complicated", Mikey said.

"Sounds stupid", Donnie gave back.

"Just play it and you'll see it's awesome!", Raph told them.

You could just tell that the rest of the boys weren't so excited about this card game. Donnie would rather be in his lab, Leo would rather read a book or mediate a little ... Mikey loved it. Not necessarily CAH but family time in general. However, they got all the alarms on just in case something happens.

"Alright I'll start", Leo offered and picked a card.

He took a quick look at his younger brothers, all of them eager to see (and understand) the game. 

"Something to gift a woman", Leo read.

Donnie and Raph immediately started to giggle and placed their cards down. Mikey took a little longer.

"Who wants to start?", Donnie asked.

"ME!"

Mikey revealed his card and it was "sexual tension".

"Mikey ... that ... is ...", Raph started.

That was not the answer he was hoping for. Raphael actually thought his brothers would be in board with this.

"What? Wouldn't you give a girl some sexual tension?", his younger brother asked.

"He didn't mean it like that Mikey", Leo assured him and gave Raph a stern look.

"Yeah .. sorry", Raph apologized, "well I have ... "a collection of sex toys.""

Donnie laughed and even Leo smiled. You could tell the red clad turtles was really satisfied with himself. He thought his answer was funny enough to win.

"Donnie?", Leo asked and waited for the last turtle to play his card.

"Well ... given the fact that I only had shitty cards..."

"Don't make excuses", Mikey interrupted.

"DOUBLE PENETRATION!", Donnie yelled.

Everyone went quiet apart from Leo who screamed ...

"DONATELLO!"

He gasped and couldn't believe his what his brother just said. Both Raph and Mikey were laughing as hard as they haven't done in ages.

"You wanted be to be rude", Donnie shrugged.

"That's it. I'm not having this", Leo moaned and got up.

This only made Raph laugh even harder.

"Must've hit a nerve?!", Donnie mumbled.

"Ew Don, stop", Mikey giggled.

Safe to say, it was Leo who picked the games from that day on.

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