The Brothers and Their Crazy Sister

Chapter 83

Chasity's POV-

I woke up and realized

"HOLY CRAP I SLEPT IN THE SAME BED AS YOU!" I yelled at Stefan.

Did I snore?

What if I farted in my sleep?

What if I sleep talk?

Time to die. See y'all in hell!

"What are you talking about. Also, come back to sleep." He said in his morning voice.

SO FUCKING HOT!

Shut up Chasity.

"No," I replied but he tackled me into a hug.

Why is he shirtless?

I'm wearing his shirt.

Great, it looks like we fucked.

"Morning." He whispered and kissed my head.

"Hope you had a boring dream and both sides of your pillows were warm," I replied and he looked at me offended.

"What did I do?" He asked.

"Not you acting like you don't know what you did. How the fuck do you look so hot when you wake up!? I swear you are some sort of voodoo magic bitch because THAT'S NOT FAIR!"

"What are you talking about?! You look so fucking pretty my love!" He said and tackled me in kisses.

Yes, this is what we argue about.

My phone started beeping and I looked to see that it WAS OH MY GOODNESS MY BROTHERS! I DIDN'T TELL THEM THAT I WAS SLEEPING OVER!

"NOOOOO I NEED TO GO BABE. I'LL HOPEFULLY SEE YOU LATER!" I replied and jumped out his window just for the vibes.

Missy was riding her bike.

"HOLY QUEEN JOJO SIWA you scared me!" She yelled.

"Oh hey, Missy. See ya rat!" I replied and went into my car.

I started driving fast home and saw some random teenage boys playing basketball.

Wait I know that bitch boy. He bullied me in 1st grade.

"YO BRYAN! I SLEPT WITH YOUR DAD!" I yelled and drove away.

His dad's in jail.

I got home and ACCIDENTALLY ran over a little annoying old man a bit. A BIT!

I went inside and saw my brother pacing around.

They saw me and relaxed.

"Where the fuck were you?" Turtle asked.

"Well LEONARDO if you were so curious, I slept over at Stefan's house," I replied.

"Why didn't you fucking text us then?" Marco Polo asked.

That bitch is still alive?

Not for long if he keeps testing me.

Someone hand me the lighter and the hairspray.

There's gonna be a science experiment up in this bitch!

"I forgot. I fell asleep." I replied.

"You slept with him?! Whose shirt is that? I know it ain't Missy cuz Jojo Siwa isn't on it." Rocco asked.

"It's Stefan's. BUT I just slept in the same bed. Nothing happened. Except I probably snored like how my mom did when she was on drugs. RIP in hell bitch." I said looking down, you know cuz we all know she's not up there. If she's up there then I might have a chance.

"Alright cool, I guess. See ya." Ninja said and was going to dip but fucking Marco Polo stopped him.

"Aren't you gonna ground her or some?" he asked.

"Sure umm Chasity you can't eat carrots for a week?" Leo said.

YES, BEST DAY EVER!

"That is not what I meant. Take her phone away or something." Stupid Marcello said.

"Parenting is so hard," Ninja said sighing.

"DUDE!" Franco yelled.

"Fine, fine. You can't eat tacos for like 5 days." He said.

"NOO YOU ARE KIDDING ME! I CAN'T- PLEASE YOU CAN MAKE ME BREAK UP WITH STEFAN BUT TACOS I CAN'T GIVE UP!" I yelled.

"It's only for 5 days bro." Ant farm said.

"SO UGHIHFIDDHDIDJDH!" I yelled.

"Relax Chas," Marco Polo said. BITCH FUCK YOU!

"THIS IS YOUR FAULT MARCO POLO!" I yelled and set him on fire.

No one messes with me and tacos.

NO FUCKING ONE!

(A/N- I need to end this book soon besties)