*Not a well written book. don't say i didn't warn you
*written in 2020 so cringe humor
Chasity Russo is a crazy sarcastic girl who wants to live life to the fullest and doesn't care about rules. She is living her best life until a life changing even...
I need to prank uggo love. Aka my boy friend. A friend is who is my boy. Or something like that.
Just kidding. I guess he's my boyfriend.
Our relationship isn't toxic enough. Except for the occasionally choking and the stuff we do in the bedroom. I can't tell ya'll about that, Stefan's orders.
We were back in the hotel room and I was so bored.
"Do you want to go out baby?" Stefan asked me.
"Sure but where?" I asked.
"Hmm...I don't know. We can just explore." He replied.
"Okay. Lemme go change." I said and went to my closet.
I was wearing really fancy clothes so I decided to change into this-
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"You look beautiful," Stefan told me.
"I know babe. I'm hot." I replied and we went downstairs.
"Where are you guys going?" Franco asked.
"Going to go kill ourselves," I replied.
"Okay stay safe." He said and went upstairs.
Um-okay.
"Stefan we're breaking up," I told him.
"Okay." He said and kissed me.
I slapped him LIGHTLY!
"We are over. O to the V to the E to the." Hit it Fergi.
🎶 All the time I turn around brothas gather round Always looking at me up and down looking at my (uh) I just wanna say it Now, I ain't tryin' to round up drama, little mama I don't wanna take your man And I know I'm comin' off just a little bit conceited And I keep on repeating how the boys wanna eat it But I'm tryin' to tell that I can't be treated like clientele🎶
Stefan interpreted me.
What we're we talking about?
I should probably see the doctor about this. They give me stickers.
I should collect stickers.
But where would I put them?
My wall.
I have pictures on my wall.
They're photos of Stegosaurus, the other ones, Maddie, the kids, and the annoying one. Wait they're all annoying.
Do you say data or data? Yes or No?
No.
No.
No.
No.
no.
That's better.
no.
That sounds a bit mean.
nO.
Now that looks like a fucking clown.
How about-
No.
Now we're back to square fucking one.
"What are you thinking about baby?" Stefan asked as we walked around.
"How we're so hot," I replied.
"We're the hottest people ever." He said.
I laughed running and dragged his hand with me.
It was a vibe.
He is very pretty.
How the hell am I going to prank him? Any tips.
(A/N- I'm serious help please!)
Wewalked for a while and it started to rain.
"Fuck." He said and took off his jacket covering us from the rain.
I remember that day when we almost had angry sex. He gave me his jacket when it was raining. Hot bitch.
Gosh how much I want angry sex.
How can I make him angry?
Shoot his sister.
Wait what?
Did y'all hear something?
What the fuck?
Tempting but no.
We walked around for a while and Stefan was talking to me.
"Do you want to have kids?" He asked me.
"Correction, we will have kids," I said.
"Good." He replied.
"Obviously not now though because we're still teenagers but in a few years sure. Just don't die on me or I'll piss on your grave." I stated. Wait what if he has a pis- never mind.
"Not planning on that baby." He replied.
"Good. We can live in a castle. Dress up every day and the only way we can take them off is by having sex. We can have children yes but when we finally mature. Maybe we can adopt a penguin or a fat hedgehog. Is that even possible? I don't know but yeah. We are not going to be soccer parents that's horrible. We can send our kids to rich schools to bully the uggos. We'll be the coolest mother fucking parents ever." I said.
"The coolest." He responded.
Why the fuck are we thinking about this now?
"Anyways let's go back to the hotel. We're leaving tonight." He said and I nodded.
Can't wait to go back to the states to see my favorite taco place.
(A/N- I need to learn to stop going off topic cuz damn this chapter was all over the place.)
