The Brothers and Their Crazy Sister

Chapter 117

Chasity's POV-

1 year later:

Missy and I were chilling, drinking orange juice by the beach when some ugly wannabe Zayn Malik came up to me.

"Hi, your hot." He said.

"Are you talking to the child? Cuz that's gross." I replied.

No, I'm not trying to be rude but STEFAN! I haven't seen him in a whole fucking year.

The dude awkwardly laughed. "No haha I was talking to you, can I have you snap?" He asked.

I wanted to say HOE SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CRUSTY MUSTY VAGINA LOOKING BITCH!

but I knew that I was just pissed off at Stefan so instead I said

"I have a boyfriend,"

"I don't see him here." The guy TRIED to flirt.

Stefan, I am going to murder you when I go back to LA.

I got up, "Leave me the hell alone." I whispered.

"It could be our little secret." The man said and I got enough of it.

I punched him in the face.

"You're not my type," I replied and Missy and I went inside my house.

"I AM SO BORED OF THE BEACH AND THE BAHAMAS!" Missy yelled.

"Same but those uggo hoes need to get us first," I said. The uggo hoes being my brothers.

"Why are we being dependent on men, Chasity?"

"You're absolutely right but we need to outlive those men meaning that we need to let them risk their lives for us. You know?" I asked.

"Work smarter, not harder. My everyday motto." Missy said and high-fived me.

I was chilling in my room thinking. WHAT IF STEFAN IS DEAD? OR LIKES HOW QUIET HIS LIFE IS WITHOUT ME?!

I'm pissed at Stefan because it's been way more than a year and THERE'S NO SIGN OF HIM!

The fucking jet left us, so now we're stuck here.

I wonder how crusty and musty are doing. (Rocco's kids)

Did y'all know that I'm hot?

Yea like people have been flirting with me so fucking much.

Like what a confidence boost.

I passed out. Well, I fell asleep.

A few hours later I heard a yell.

"CHASITY LET'S GO EAT LUNCH IN THE PATIO!" Missy yelled.

"Okay!" I replied and changed.

We got food and ate it.

I WANT TO FUCKING DIE! I AM SO BORED.

I was just chilling and Missy was telling me about how her guy friend ate tampons. That was gross but interesting.

"Oh no, 411 the uggo drug dealer is here," Missy whispered.

Not this dude.

"Hey, babe." He said. EW GROSS.

"Bitch get the fuck away from me," I replied.

"Why are you so stuck up?" Kyle asked. I KNOW HIS NAME IS KYLE. Ew.

"I'm not stuck up. I just have been telling you for a year that I have a boyfriend." I replied.

"Well, I've never seen this boyfriend." He said in air quotes and kissed me harshly. I DIDN'T KISS HIM BACK BUT IT LOOKED LIKE I DID.

All of a sudden his body dropped to the floor. He dead.

Oh and behind him was my BEAUTIFUL UGLY AMAZING HORRIBLE WONDERFUL ANNOYING BOYFRIEND!

Stefan!