The Brothers and Their Crazy Sister

Chapter 149

Chasity's POV-

"What's that?" I asked.

"It's how babies are born," Missy replied.

"Oh, it is?" Stefan questioned.

"Yep." She replied.

"We had no idea. We learned that a magical bird name Churro shit us out and our parents caught us." I told her.

"That sounds more fun." She replied and fell asleep.

I tried going to sleep but I couldn't.

"Pss baby are you sleeping?" I whispered to Stef.

"Yea," Missy replied.

"Bitch I'm not talking to you," I told her.

"Shh, I'm sleeping." She replied.

"Stefan," I whispered.

"He's not here," Miss responded.

I looked over and he was nowhere in sight.

I got up from my bed and looked for him.

"Stefan," I whispered.

I went downstairs and saw him in the lobby shirtless on the phone.

That man is always fucking shirtless.

"I'm going to fucking kill you and keep your head as a souvenir." He said to the phone as he was smiling and looking through pictures of me.

Creepy mother fucker.

I just stood there like 🧍‍♀️🔫

You know?

I just waited for him to stop talking.

I can't fucking sleep.

He looked up and saw me.

He opened his arms for me to sit on his lap.

Ehh I'm going to go bother Antonio.

I walked away and went upstairs.

I knocked on his door but he didn't answer.

"Ugly rat open the door," I said into the door.

I heard footsteps and the door opened.

"What?" He asked and I entered the room.

"Were you sleeping?" I asked.

"No, I was watching fucking Peppa Pig." He replied.

"Wow, I was way off," I said and sat on his bed.

"So how's it going with you and Ed Sheeran?" I asked.

"His name is Jake."

"From state farm?" I asked.

"My boyfriend." He replied.

"Hold up. Boyfriend? You guys were dating for like one taco." I said.

"The fuck is that suppose to mean?" He asked.

I sighed. "You can finish a taco in like less than 30 seconds and that's how long you've been dating for."

"Who the fuck finishes their tacos in 30 seconds?" He responded.

"Good looking people," I told him and left.

I was losing brain cells! This is why I am the smarter twin.

Wait ew we're twins.

I went downstairs to the lobby and saw Stefan finally off the phone.

I should scare him.

Yes. Where's the lighter and the hairspray?

Wait I shouldn't scare him like that.

I should just attack him.

I ran up to him and jumped on his back but he just threw me onto the floor and grabbed my throat. I was choking.

I kind of like it. It was a bit harder than he usually does it so I couldn't breathe like at all. But whatever.

"Oh, my fuck baby. I'm so sorry." He said and kissed my lips.

lol.

"Why are you apologizing? Did you kill my family?" I asked.

"What?" He replied.

That's what I thought.

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