The Brothers and Their Crazy Sister

Chapter 150

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Chasity's POV-

I fell asleep.

I don't really remember much.

I know that I fell asleep on Stefan's lap but that's all.

I opened my eyes and heard so much talking.

"Get ready we need to go to the ugly ass wedding," Leo told us.

Oh, yea.

I changed into that Stefan picked out for me.

My boyfriend and my personal stylist.

You can't relate. 😎 just kidding.

I was doing my hair when I realized—I have a boyfriend.

I mean yea I know that dumb ass. But like it never really hit me.

We are super healthy.

I don't know. Who would have thought that I, Chasity Russo the girl who talks without thinking and hates people would fall in love?

That she would find someone that makes her happy?

Wait, what's that smell?

FUCK ME!

MY HAIR ON FIRE.

I TRIED CURLING IT FOR ONCE AND FUCK!

Wait a damn minute.

Why don't Rocco and Maddie get married?

What's stopping them?

I mean they have a—

OUCH THE CURLING IRON BURNT ME

—Like I was saying before the curling iron rudely interrupted me.

They like each other and they have children.

SO TIE THE FUCKING—

KILL ME NOW!

I hate curling irons.

—KNOT

After cussing the stupid curling iron out my hair was finally curled.

Cute.

I like makeup. I mean it's cool or whatever but how the fuck do you put them on?

I just did whatever and called it a day.

I went downstairs and saw my brothers ready sitting in the lobby.

I keep forgetting that we're at a hotel.

"Is everyone ready?" Leo asked.

"Yep." We replied and went to that wedding thing.

On the car ride, I kept smacking Antonio's head.

"Girl stop. I brushed it." He said.

I don't get why my brothers make a big fit saying they brushed their hair. Aren't you always suppose to brush your hair?

Stefan was using his phone so obviously, I looked over his shoulder at it.

Who is he texting?

The contact name was-

"annoying ex pregnant uggo freak🧍‍♀️🔫"

Yea that's prolly Maddie.

They weren't texting in English though.

Suspicious.

I decided to get the google translate app and try to translate it because I'm nosy but apparently I wasn't slick enough.

"What are you doing my love?" Stefan asked me. He kissed my cheek so I slapped him. Well, his chest.

Sorry, reflexes.

"Are you selling Maddie crack?" I asked him, narrowing my eyes. I'm the only one who can sell crack in this family.

"Yes." He replied and laid his head on my shoulder.

The only person who can put their nasty, crusty, dusty ass head on my shoulder.

"But really tell me! I'm nosy!" I told him and shook his head like crazy.

"You can't keep secrets." He said and I took that with full offense.

"Yea I can. Please Stefano tell me!" I begged biting his arm. Surprise I'm a vampire. Call me Edward Cullens. Just kidding. DO NOT CALL ME THAT! DO NOT!

"Nope." He replied and shook me off him.

"Fine," I said and stabbed his leg with some cool ass stick I got from someone.

They were following me home from the store with these sticks in their hands so I shot them and stole the sticks.

"Fuck." Stefan mumbled and grabbed the sticks out of my hand, stabbing me.

"Fuck." I replied and stabbed him.

This went on for a while.

At one point he decided to stop.

"I won you ugly mother fucker." I told him and kicked him in the balls.

Just kidding, I'm a great girlfriend.

He kissed me.

Ew, that's not rated Chasity.

I mean I still give it a 10/10 tho.