I've Just Seen A Face 💕Paul McCartney

Chapter 30 "John in the middle"

"Pfft, you're kidding, right?" laughed Paul. 

"Come on, Paulie, I wouldn't ask for your girl for myself only; that would be disrespectful. I mean it's your girl" John said.

"Well Nobody touches my girl" He chuckled as he shook his head. "Are you crazy?"

"No, I am a just a human!"

"Oh really? Liste-"

"Can we discuss it in private?" I asked him.

"What?!" Paul almost squealed which almost made me laugh and stop the seriousness"

"Just give us a minute, we'll be right back" I dragged a very confused Paulie to the bedroom.

"Sure" John nodded "Take your time" He grinned.

"What the hell was that, dear?" Paul said once he closed the door behind him.

"I feel very bad for John" I greeted my teeth. "He hasn't got no girl lately, he's very lonely, and horny"

"Are you really going to?" His worried eyes got me.

"Hell no" I laughed. "You are very cute" I said before I tiptoed to kiss the tip of his nose. "I think maybe we should help him in other ways. I'm thinking we can trick him into thinking that we had sex with him when in fact, we will not"

"Uhh, I don't understand. How are we going to make him believe we had sex with him? Well, I mean you because I've never touched him eww"

"I know" I laughed. "But you know what I mean"

"Right, then how?"

"We have him fall asleep"

"We'd have to have him drunk first. Very drunk"

"Exactly" I bit on my lip.

"Is it weird that this is somehow turning me on?" Paul grinned.

"Not at all" I winked "It must be the naughty intentions... and the things we'll do after he falls asleep" I said as I wrapped my arms around his neck.

"Okay..." He looked at me the same naughty way.

"Okay..." I bit on my lip again. "Let's go back with John then"

"Made a decision yet?" John looked up at us as we got back to the living room.

"Yes, we did" Paul smiled as he looked at me.

"So?" He waited impatiently.

"We say yes" I said.

"Really?" He face brightened up suddenly, and then I felt bad for him.

"Yes. BUT, we want to have a couple of drinks first, you know, to warm up our bodies a little bit more" Paul winked.

"Okay!" He almost drooled all over the floor.

"Here, have as much as you need" Said Paul who had brought four bottles of different alcoholic beverages, and put them on the little tea table. One of those drinks was vodka; the one his body doesn't handle very well.

"Why don't we start with the vodka?" I said as I poured some on a glass.

"Thank you" He smiled at me as he took the glass from my hand. "But, pregnant women are not supposed to drink alcohol, am I right?"

"Oh, you're right, yes. I can have some juice. Paulie?" I turned to Paul. He nodded, and went to the kitchen to serve me some apple juice.

Then John began drinking.