In all the functions and wedding, they behaved as a prefect couple in front of the world, continuously wearing a fake smile. But whenever they got time away from attention, they ran away from each other. Finally after the wedding, both come back to their room. Karishma changed into her night suit. Haseena came back in the room wearing a t-shirt and shorts. Karishma was sitting on the left side of the bed busy on her phone.
HM: left side humara hai.
Karishma instantly replies
KS: THA. LEFT SIDE TUMARA THA NOT ANYMORE.
Haseena looks surprisingly at Karishma.😮😳
KS: I can't sleep anywhere except on the left side.
HM: O hello... What do you mean by this. I have been sleeping on the left side for years, I too can't sleep anywhere else.
KS: Our marriage was also not done for years. It has happened now, So you have to adjust. You have to share everything. Bed, bathroom, wardrobe...
Haseena interrupts and climbs on the bed.
HM: oo...No... no not my wardrobe. I'm not gonna share my wardrobe with you. No adjustments there.
Karishma turns towards Haseena. Both were sitting on their knees facing each other.
KS: matlab???! What will I do? Humare saath itna saara saman jo aaya hai, uska kya? Where I will keep it. You know that girls have so much stuff. Where will I keep it?
HM: nahi karenge chahe mumma hume ghar se nikal de. Aur jahan kar rakho apna samaan but not my wardrobe.
KS: utha kar tumara saman phek denge agar share nahi kiya.
HM: tum humare wardrobe me aaogi toh waise bhi humara adha samaan bahar ho jayega. I will not live a congested. So no chance that I will share.
KS: You need to share. You don't have a choice. Tumhe pata bhi hai, jab shaadi hoti hai, partners renovate the entire room for their better half, makes space for them. Par tum Humare liye kyu karcha karogi kyuki tum toh kanjoos ho. Bloody miser...
HM: aye don't call me kanjoos.
KS: you are Miss Mallik. Kanjoos kanjoos kanjoos....
HM: toh decide kar k aayi ho that you will fight with me tonight.
KS: as if I'm scared of you.
HM: okay then let's fight. Pehle toh humare zindagi kundli maar k baithi ho. And now snatching my personal things from me.
KS: you should have thought this before marrying me.
HM: naagin ho tum.
KS: what again!!??
HM: yes! Wo naagin jo humari zindagi par kundli maar k baithi hai. Oh God please save me and my room from this NAAGIN.
KS: ohh naagin... Aur hum toh yahi sone wale hai. Now you see what I do to your room in the morning. Good night.
Karishma slept on the left side covering her with a duvet.
HM: you sleep on the bed and I'm gonna sleep on the couch. Huh!!
Haseena was about to collect her pillow and other duvet but Karishma stopped her.
KS: I don't need any favors from you.
HM: kitni badi galat fehmi hai tumhe. Khud ku itni importance dena bandh karo.
Haseena collects her AC remote, pillow and duvet and goes to the couch, lying on it.
HM: tumare saath bed share kare usse acha hum zehar kha k aur maar jaye.
KS: toh khalo, kounse mahurat ka wait kar rahi. Kab de rahi ho ye khushi hum ko. Hum khud khilaye?
