[1.2] Poop & Pee | ✓

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"I have a question."

"Well I am busy."

"With what?"

"Sleeping."

"It is only half past eleven!"

"Only?"

"Sleep is for the weak."

"No, not sleeping is for the stupid."

"I have insomnia. I can't sleep much."

"Oh I didn't know that."

"Well now you do, I suffer from insomnia."

"What was your question before?"

"Well, I was expecting you to call today. Demanding for your book. But you didn't. Why?"

"Is this what you do for fun?"

"Pretty much, I get my kicks by holding a notebook hostage and taunting the incredibly rude owners."

"You are a pile of poop, you know that?"

"You are a fountain of pee, you know that?"

"Whatever Poop."

"But seriously, why didn't you call? I was waiting for my phone to ring, why break my heart Pee?"

"How sweet, unlike you I have a life and I have to live it. Also, I had some other stuff to do today and I really didn't want to talk to a pile of poop today."

"Aw, have we already reached that stage in our relationship how we give each other nicknames."

"Nicknames?"

"Me being the Poop to your Pee."

"What?"

"The poop to your pee pee."

"Again, what?"

"The poop-"

"I might just kill you."

"I am starting to think you don't like me Pee."

"Thought correctly Poop. I don't."

"My heart will never be mended, I am broken to pieces."

"Go be broken somewhere else because I am being deprived from my sleep."

"Your notebook might be a nice bed time story for me."

"Don't you dare."

"Chill, I was joking. I haven't read it, I swear."

"Seriously, I really want it back."

"You may want it back but whether I want to give it up is my choice. Tough choice."

"If I only knew who are, I would hunt you down."

"Be careful Pee or I might then you are flirting with me."

"Be careful Poop or I might break each your bones."

"You are so damn physical."

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