[1.2] Poop & Pee | ✓

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"Hello, my Bae"

"I am not your Bae."

"Well if you aren't my Bae, whose are you? You got a secrete lover?"

"Wiggling my eyebrows right."

"Let me clarify this, I am no ones Bae. If I were to ever be someone's Bae, which will be never. It most certainly won't ever be yours."

"Aw, Pee you wound me. Here I thought you loved me."

"If only you could see me rolling my eyes."

"If only you could see my flirtatious smile, I bet you would fall for me then."

"Don't hold your breath."

"Oh but Pee, you took my breath away!"

"Oh really?"

"Yeah, so give it back to me by doing some CPR."

"Can I punch you? Seriously, can I punch you?"

"Is this what you call flirting?"

"Listen here Poo, I am not flirting with you because I do not like you. I don't like you. I. Do. Not. Like. You."

"Oh Pee, don't worry. I know you are scared to admit you are obsessed with me. It is fine, I don't judge."

"Oh my lord, if I knew who you were. I would punch you."

"You are threatening me but I swear, I am the one that has your notebook."

"Or am I wrong?"

"Sarcasm isn't needed Poo."

"Aw, is little wittle Pee angry? Does she need a toy to cheer her up?"

"I seriously want to beat you up. I really do."

"You wouldn't hurt my pretty face Pee."

"You're right, I wouldn't hurt it."

"See-"

"I would destroy it."

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