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"You cried today, why?"

"You know, that is just getting creepy."

"Pee, don't change the subject."

"I am not changing the subject, I am just saying that it is creepy."

"Why were you crying?"

"None of your business."

"Okay, find don't tell me. Perhaps your notebook will have all the answ-"

"Don't you dare. Don't you dare even touch it."

"Okay I won't but you have to tell me."

"Are you telling me what to do? You have no right to tell me what to do."

"We aren't even friends, you are just an inconsiderate jerk that has my notebook."

"Inconsiderate jerk? How sweet, go on and say those sweet loving words."

"Just give me my notebook, then we will be done."

"Tell me why you were crying."

"It is none of your business!"

"Tell me anyway."

"I don't want to."

"Oh well, tell me anyway."

"My goldfish died."

"What? You can't be serious!"

"You won't get it."

"Seriously? A goldfish? Buy a new one."

"One simply can't just go to a shop and buy a new one!"

"Yes they can. The shop is called a pet shop."

"No, I can't just do that!"

"Pee, it is just-"

"It isn't just a goldfish Poo!"

"If it isn't a goldfish then is it some sort of shark?"

"You are not funny, not funny at all."

"Seriously, just buy a new one and name it after me. Poo."

"No Poo, I can't buy a new one. My Mother got it for me."

"Oh well just ask her to get you a new one, it isn't a big deal-"

"She is dead."

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