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"I need a favour."

"What's in it for me?"

"Where's the refusal? Where is the I would rather touch cow manure than help you?"

"That doesn't even sound like me."

"That doesn't even sound like me, yes it most does."

"Cow manure? I wouldn't even say that."

"What would you have said?"

"I would rather go swimming in a dustbin full of dog poop than help you."

"What a nice imagination you have there."

"What is the favour and what do I get out of it."

"I need you to get cheat sheets from the staff room-"

"Wait, what?"

"Cheat sheets, you know the answers for the test. I have a computing test and I forgot to revise, I need this-"

"I don't care, I am not doing it."

"You don't really have choice, I have your notebook."

"You can't seriously be blackmailing me?"

"That's right deary-"

"Deary?"

"You are being blackmailed, I should have thought of it earlier but-"

"You were too stupid to."

"You are so affectionate."

"You are a pain up my-"

"How you make my stomach flutter with your kind words."

"Stop trying to be funny, I am not doing this!"

"Wonder how people in school will react to your notebook, don't you?"

"Ah, to think I actually thought we were friends."

"Oh, so now we are friends?"

"..."

"Are you crying?"

"Yes I am crying and we are friends or at least I thought we were..."

"..."

"..."

"Try again."

"What?"

"The guilt trip tactic, try again"

"Damn it."

"Nice try though."

"How did you know I was faking?"

"One, you would never admit to crying and two you would never admit to being friends with me."

"Why don't you ask your actual friends then?"

"Because, you need a little fun."

"Sneaking into the staff room and trying to get the cheat sheets won't be very fun."

"Speak for yourself, it will be entertaining to watch."

"No, I am not doing this."

"I know you don't want to do this for me but think of it as a favour."

"It isn't a favour, if I am being forced."

"Well, it wouldn't be forced if you just accepted doing it."

"What's in it for me then?"

"The simple satisfaction of me passing my class."

"Aside from that."

"Nothing but being a little rebel."

"Goodbye."

"Tomorrow, be in school at five am. I won't be there but I know for a fact the staff room will be empty."

"Why don't you do it then?"

"Because, you need to stop breathing and start living."

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