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Tuesday 3nd November 2015. 1pm, Sairah is sitting on the school field eating lunch.

"Ah, isn't it Sassy Sairah."

"Oh and isn't it Jerky Jo-"

"I think you mean, fabulous."

"I know what I mean and fabulous will never be it. Must you always block the sun?"

"Is this your sly way of telling me to sit next to you?"

"You are so up yourself that I am surprised you are able to breathe. But, it makes sense since all you ever say is complete and utter cra-"

"That is quite the picture you have created."

"Can you please go back to ignoring my existence?"

"Why?"

"You know already, I sent your father to prison and I don't regret it."

"Wait, where are you going?"

"Class."

[1] Thanks for reading, I won't update in a while because of college, sorry! Stay lovely and comment below!