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"Do you know what I don't get?"

"How we aren't dating?"

"No, you found out my name because I am the only Muslim in school. Right?"

"No, it was a wild guess."

"Sarcasm is uncalled for."

"It was too hard to resist."

"If you know me so there isn't any mystery, why are we still talking?"

"Because you want your notebook back."

"Don't talk to me like that, I am not an idiot."

"I was going more for toddler but idiot is better."

"Stop distracting me-"

"I distract you? Don't I feel special, what a compliment."

"You are impossible. No, not impossibly handsome or whatever you were about to say."

"You know me so well but carry on, ask your question."

"Why don't you just give it back then? You know who I am, you must know how I am like since you stalk me in school, which is creepy. So, just give it back."

"Okay, I'll answer that if I can ask you a question?"

"You can ask, but I won't answer. Answer my question, you get nothing in return. Seems fair to me."

"No deal."

"Fine."

"Guess you will never know."

"Whatever, I don't care."

"So you don't mind me reading-"

"Don't you dare even finish that sentence. Don't even think about it."

"I don't think you're in the position to argue Pee."

"What do you mean by that?"

"I am just saying, it would be in your best interest to treat me nicer, I am simply looking out for you."

"And, if I don't treat you nicer?"

"Well, the notebook looks tempting-"

"You know what?"

"What?"

"Ask your question."

"What?"

"Is that the question? You only have one chance."

"No! God no. What is the deal with you and your dad? I mean, you never mention him and I mentioned him once and you flipped."

"There isn't anything to say, we don't get along. That's it."

"I bet there is more to it, he was the one that caught you on the phone the other night, right?"

"That is one too many questions."

"So I am right, did he tell you off?"

"Two, too many questions."

"Take that as another yes, did he hurt you?"

"Strike three and you're out, now answer mine."

"I don't know whether to take that as a yes or a no."

"I am not required to answer other questions. You asked and I answered, simple as that. Now answer mine. It is only fair."

"Who says I play fair?"

"Don't you dare!"

"The ship sailed, the deal was offered and you declined, what a stupid decision so I technically don't need to answer anything."

"Why didn't you say that before?"

"I must've forgot, sorry."

"You're not even sorry."

"You know me so well-"

"You're such a-"

"Hot human being."

"Just answer it, please?"

"Oh no, you said please. How can I possibly say no? Oh wait, no."

"Quit trying to be sassy."

"I am not trying, I don't need to. And, before you curse me out, how about we make another deal?"

"I feel like I am walking into a trap."

"No traps, pure honesty. I ask questions, as many as I want and as ridiculous as they might be, all you do is answer. In return, I'll answer your question."

"Just my one question? Can't I ask you anything? Oh wait, I don't care enough to ask you anything else."

"Now that is just brutal."

"No deal, it isn't worth it. You most likely aren't giving me back my notebook because you need friends and this is how you get them."

"Exactly, I get them by stealing their stuff. One time, I stole someone's house keys and we became best friends within minutes."

"Really?"

"No, it was sarcasm dear."

"Oh shut up and night."

"It is night? I didn't even realise."

"Wasted far too many minutes of the day talking to you."

"Such endearing words, I like talking to you too."

"If only I knew who you were so I could-"

"Give me a big-"

"Black eye."

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