[1.2] Poop & Pee | ✓

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"What did you do to James?"

"And a good morning to you too."

"Seriously, what did you do?"

"I paid him a little visit."

"Oh my gosh, you sound like one of those gangster thugs-"

"Gangster thugs?"

"That beat up people, wait did you beat him up?"

"Does he have a bruise?"

"No."

"So did I beat him up?

"Okay, so what did you do?"

"As I said, I spoke to him."

"But didn't beat him up?"

"Or threaten him. Or do anything that would harm him."

"Then how did you make him stop?"

"Stop? As in stop speaking to you?"

"Yes. How did you do it? He hasn't said or done anything to me. What did you do?"

"Shouldn't you be thanking me Pee?"

"Just tell me."

"Since the principle didn't tell his parents, I did it myself."

"You did what?"

"I told his parents."

"Now he will-"

"Do nothing because one more slip up and he will be heading to an all boys boarding school."

"Oh."

"Yes oh, now say thank you."

"I could have handled it."

"By what? Doing nothing? Admit it, I did pretty good."

"Yeah, yeah whatever."

"Come on just say two words."

"Two words?"

"Thank you."

"You are welcome Poo!"

"That isn't funny. Come on, I did pretty good."

"Thank you."

"For?"

"Seriously? No, that is stretching it. Now, I am off to go watch Spongebob."

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