[1.2] Poop & Pee | ✓

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"No voicemail?"

"Not today. I have a few questions."

"I figured that the last voicemail would do this, go right ahead."

"Is this why you asked about my Mother? To help you?"

"I wanted to know how to cope so yes that is why I asked."

"I am sorry."

"My oh my, did you? No this is impossible. What did you say?"

"You heard me."

"Wow, I can't believe this-"

"Poop, don't ruin this moment by being a pile of poop."

"Any more questions?"

"You know I am a Muslim-"

"Because you said you are-"

"But how did you know about my father? Have you read my notebook?"

"Listen, I only asked about your Dad. Okay? I don't know anything. I haven't read your notebook trust me."

"Okay, I am really sorry."

"Two apologies in one day? Is it my birthday?"

"You make it really hard to say sorry, with those comment of yours."

"You sweet words, warms my heart."

"Anyway, my Dad is just a-"

"Touchy subject, figured as much."

"Quit completing my sentences. It is quite-"

"Romantic."

"No, I was going to say-"

"Hot."

"Stop it, it really is-"

"Cute."

"I really-"

"Missed you."

C a l l - e n d e d 

A/N: Late update, I know but I have just been [really] lazy. How has your summer been? I should be asleep! Off I go.