[1.2] Poop & Pee | ✓

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"Pee!"

"I like the dirty rhythm you play."

"Excuse me?"

"I want to hear you calling my name."

"Okay, Pee?"

"Be a lady and a freak."

"Pee, you really are freaking me out."

"Be my woman and I'll be your man."

"You want me to be the woman?"

"I know you want me in the worst way."

"I think I just choked on my own spit."

"I like the dirty rhythm you play."

"I think I established that."

"Like hey mama mama mama hey mama."

"You want to be my mother?"

"Oh hey, didn't know it was on. What do you want Poop?"

"Pee, is that you?"

"Who else would it be?"

"Did I just dream it?"

"Dream what?"

"You were, talking about all this stuff."

"I was?"

"Dirty stuff."

"What? When?"

"Just now! I said Pee and you be talking about rhythm, worst way, and something about being a mother."

"Oh my gosh, it is a song!"

"What kind of song is that?"

"I was listening to a song, I must of accidentally accepted you call when I was suppose to choose ignore."

"You weren't just listening, you were saying it."

"Oh well it has a nice beat to it."

"I thought Muslims girls aren't allowed to listen to those songs?"

"What are those songs?"

"You know."

"I know what?"

"The dirty songs..."

"I got what you meant, just wanted you to be embarrassed."

"You are such a jerk Pee."

"But anyway, it may have very suggestive lyrics but that doesn't mean I am not allowed to listen to it. There aren't any rules stating what songs that are allowed and what are not."

"So you are allowed to?"

"Yes, we are allowed. We don't always listen to song praising Allah."

"Allah?"

"Arabic word meaning God."

"Oh I see, I never knew that."

"Well now you know."

"Why did you call Poop? I am busy."

"Busy with what?"

"Busy watching Spongebob."

"You would rather watch Spongebob than talk to this wonderful and incredibly hot guy?"

"No, I would rather watch Spongebob than talk to an incredibly annoying guy who won't leave me alone."

"Did you just call me incredible?"

"You are unbelievable."

"Unbelievably amazing."

"If only you could see me, roll my eyes."

"You really don't like me?"

"I don't like many people but you do fall into the category of people I don't like."

"Aw, you labelled me? I find that so cute and adorable."

"I am hanging up now."

"But we are having such a-"

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