[1.2] Poop & Pee | ✓

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"Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers."

"But not the answer to mine."

"Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile."

"While I frown, when I see you."

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together."

"And I would put, 'F' and 'U' together."

"Most call me Poo but you can call me tonight."

"More like never."

"My lip hurts, want to kiss it better?"

"I hear punching helps with the pain."

"Do I know you? Cause you look just like my next girlfriend.

"And you look like my next regret."

"Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?"

"I don't have a licence, not even legal to drive yet."

"I must be dancing with the devil, because you're hot as hell."

"But we aren't dancing though, we are talking."

"If you were a steak you would be well done."

"And you would be burnt."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

"No but I believe in hate at first phone call because of you."

"Roses are red, violets are blue, you can be my Cinderella and I'll even give you a shoe"

"Roses are red, violets are blue, you smell like Poo and I really don't like you."

"Me without you is like a shoe without laces and aSentenceWithoutSpaces"

"Seduced you yet?"

"No words?

"That was a pretty good one."

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