[1.2] Poop & Pee | ✓

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"Pee? Wake up!"

"Go away."

"Come on, the suns up-"

"I will hurt you in places where the sun doesn't shine."

"Wow, such endearing words. Please carry on."

"Go away Poop."

"It is only six a.m."

"Only? Nine a.m is only. Not six!"

"I thought girls find it cute when the guy calls early in the morning?"

"What kind of girl thinks that?"

"You know, in the books."

"You have been reading the wrongs books because I would rather sleep than talk to anyone."

"My attempt at flirting failed."

"I thought Christians don't flirt."

"What?"

"You know, I thought Christians stay away from the female species and not try to seduce them with early morning chitchat."

"Just because I believe in the words of Jesus doesn't mean I am not like any other regular guy. Christian guys, not all of us stay away from the female species we are just like every other guy."

"Every other guy?"

"I don't go to parties but that doesn't mean I don't like the occasional drink. I am most certainly not a player but that doesn't mean I don't date."

"Oh, I always thought Christian guys weren't allowed to flirt."

"Well you thought wrong, we are allowed to flirt just like any other guys."

"I see, I think I get it. Again though, it is a Saturday and I want to sleep."

"But Pee, I want to talk to someone."

"Go talk to a brick wall."

"But brick walls are boring."

"Just like you, see? Brick walls and you would be a perfect match."

"Are you trying to be cupid?"

"To get you off my case, yes."

"The first page of your note book is tempting."

"Stop using my damn book against me."

"But it is funny, you get so defensive."

"You seriously are a pile of poop."

"And you are a fountain of pee, haven't we gone over this?"

"Yes I remember, the poop to pee and that."

"Oh you admit, that I am the Poop to your Pee."

"That sounds wrong in so many levels."

"You sound wrong in so many levels."

"You are wrong in so many levels."

"Because I am to good looking for my own good."

"Roll. My. Eyes."

"Gotta love my cheeky ways."

"No, got to hate your poop ways."

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