[1.2] Poop & Pee | ✓

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"Hey Poop."

"Wait a minute, are you calling me?"

"Yes so?"

"No threats? You just greeted me."

"Do you want me to hang up?"

"No, don't. I am just finding this hard to believe."

"Go pinch yourself or better yet go get a crab to pinch you."

"I like all my limbs intact, thank you very much but you are calling me and you aren't threatening me or demanding your book."

"You make me sound as if I don't know how to be nice."

"Wait you know how to be nice? This is big news."

"Your sarcasm always fails to amuse me."

"I bet I do make you smile, you are just don't want to admit it."

"That is not true, you don't make me smile more the opposite."

"You are quite bad at lying but I'll give you a second chance. Try again."

"Listen here, you don't make me laugh or smile. I don't have any positive feelings towards you and I just want my damn notebook."

"Now that would sound believable to a person that doesn't know you but I however do know you. You are lying."

"Why would I be lying?"

"Because then you would have to admit you have positive emotions towards me."

"Let me make this clear wannabe Sherlock, if you gave me back my notebook I probably wouldn't ever talk to you again. Nor would my thoughts ever drift to you, I would be happy that you are no longer part of my life."

"I am part of your life and you think of me? That is interesting."

"I do not think of you."

"Don't you get tired of all the lies Pee, must be exhausting."

"I'll admit, I think about finding out who you are and then killing you."

"You are quite the romantic Pee. I feel so seduced."

"You are unbelievable and I have no idea why I called you."

"Maybe you just wanted to hear my voice."

"Unlikely, very unlikely."

"Another lie."

"Believe what you want."

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