One Piece One-Shots (Finished!)

(Doflamingo) Quite A Scare

I have one piece of Doflamingo fanart saved, so I'm just gonna write this so I have something to do with this fanart. It's kind of a joke. Enjoy it!

Who would have expected the one and only Donquixote Doflamingo's right hand woman to be sent off on a crazy arse mission to rob some people?

I didn't, but that's the situation I was in.

On a boat to a somewhat desolate island with Doflamingo and another soldier who I didn't know the name of. "Oi, Doffy, I thought I was here for records, not to go beat the crap out of people." I said, glaring at him. "Yes, but who says that that's all you're limited to? You have potential for greatness, YN!" He said, the same smile on his face.

That was Doflamingo lingo for "Shut up and don't question my authority, I'll have you do what I want."

Our small boat hit the side of the island and the three of us got off the boat. "Who are we taking down?" I asked, stretching my arms. "Not 'taking down' anyone, my dear YN. We're simply here to take back what was ours." He said, his voice sharp. "And more!" The soldier piped in. "Yes, and more." Doflamingo said, smirking wide. "Tch, let's get this over with already." I said, done with the arm stretches.

The soldier went up to the front door of the small house, and Doflamingo and I snuck through one of the windows. After I was inside, I watched the ten-foot tall Warlord try to fit in this small window. "Uhm, do you need help?" I said, trying not to laugh. "Yes, actually. Just break the window, YN." He said, slamming his fist on the window. "Stop it, I can just cut it out." I said, tracing a line around the window, then tapping in the middle. The window popped straight out, although Doflamingo was still partially in the window. "That's why I brought you along, that devil-fruit of yours is helpful here." He said, stepping out of the window.

Once we were in this guy's house, I peeked through the doorway to see if the soldier had successfully distracted him, and there he was, attempting to sell him new gutters for his house. Doflamingo nodded and we raced into the room where the man's safe was. "You'll have to pop it open like the window, we don't know the combination." He said, gesturing to the vault. I nodded, then quickly traced my finger around the vauly, and tapped the middle. "Voilà!" I said, presenting the open vault.

Just then, the soldier got chucked across the vault room and into the open vault. I gave Doflamingo a concerned look, then turned towards the rather aggravated house owner. "Tch, Donquixote, I knew you'd come back for your lousy treasure." He said, smirking. "What you took from me is priceless." Doflamingo said, staring at the man. "Doffy! What could he have taken that was so important?" I yelled. "I'm pretty sure that soldier isn't living anymore!" I yelled as I shook his arm. "A gift, YN. For someone dear to me." He said, shooting at the house owner.

He dodged all of Doflamingo's attacks, then proceeded to grab me and pull me to the side of the room. He pulled out a small dagger and held it to my neck. "If you don't leave now, Donquixote, I'll kill the girl." He said, his grip on my head unwavering. A look of true worry visibly came over him. "Doffy! Just grab the thing and leave! I'll be fine!" I yelled, trying to escape his firm grasp.

To everyone's surprise, Doflamingo put his hands up and stepped back. The house keeper got a confused look on his face. "Are you... really just leaving?" He asked, confused as I was. "Can't give a gift to someone who's dead, can I?" He asked, chuckling. The house keeper turned towards me. "You his girlfriend or something?" He asked, his grip lessening. I simply thought this was a part of Doflamingo's plan, so I kicked the man straight in the face, then ran in the vault. "Oi, what's this thing supposed to look like?" I asked him, searching through the piles of treasure.

He shrugged. "It's a blue velvet box, love. Can't miss it." He said, walking into the vault right beside me. "Ah, here." I said, grabbing the small box and handing it to Doflamingo. "Thanks, YN, now let's go before this guy gets up." He said, lifting up the soldier.

We got back on the boat and started to head back to the island. "You know, you gave me a real scare back there!" He said, chuckling again. "What do you mean?" I asked, somewhat curious. "You want to know who this is for, YN?" He asked, holding out the small box. "Well, yes, but if it's your business I don't want to get into it-" I said as he shoved the small box into my hands. "For you, love." He said, smirking.

My eyes lit up and I slowly opened the box, and inside was a diamond necklace, clearly one that was genuine. "Doffy... this was for me the whole time?" I asked, genuine tears in my eyes. "Of course! I have to reward my accountant at some point." He said, leaning on the side of the small boat. "Thank you, I really appreciate it." I said, attempting to put on the necklace. "Ah, let me get that." Doflamingo said, reaching for the clasp on my necklace.

He clasped my necklace for me then I let out a small sigh. "So what you meant back there about how you can't give a gift to someone dead wasn't just a part of the plan?" I asked, smirking. "No, actually, I was completely ready to retreat! But hey, I'll take this outcome any day!" He said, laughing again. I let out a small chuckle. "Well, I'm glad to find you genuinely care about me." I said, smirking. "Tch, don't get too cocky, YN." He said, poking my nose. "Noted." I said, chuckling a little.