Sidemen One-Shots and Smut

69. 🔞Preference: Eating you out

mf's ru serious, ofc i had to do an oral shex oneshot for the big number SIXTY-NUEVO WOOOOO!!!! 

Also written including A LOT or British [and some American!] YouTubers, including CHAOS CREW, BETA SQUAD AND AMP!!!

SO READ YO GOOFY ASSES TO TEH END PLS!

SIDEMEN

Ethan:
~no comment~

Harry:
-Wants you sat on his face 
-Would grip your thighs HARD whilst you ride his tongue, involuntarily leaving little fingertip-shaped bruises on your flesh
-Loves the feeling of his head between your thighs too, just squeezing and giving him that light headed euphoria
-Looking down you'd just see his eyes closed n him completely blissed out, all too happy to have your pussy against his mouth

JJ:
-Has you lying down whilst he goes between your thighs
-Loves the feeling of you threading your hands between his dreads and pulling them whilst he works
-Always edges you, stopping right before you cum, so that he can fuck you and make you cum instead
-leaves a fuck-tonne of hickeys against your thighs as a reminder for the next day

Josh
-Back arching from the mattress as your legs are suspended on his shoulders, got yours quads cramping up when you're coming
-deffo has a long ass tongue, so he's hitting spots you haven't felt hit in your LIFE when he goes down
-Beard keeps your thighs BURNING the day after, when each step has your thighs rubbing and irritating that burn between your thighs - a mere reminder of Josh's presence there the day prior

Simon
~no comment~

Vik
~No~

Tobi:
-Wears rings on his fingers which are always cold against your thighs as he has his hands on your legs, spreading them whilst he works
-I feel like he'd try do it somewhere different every time- like, the bedroom is for sex but foreplay? He'd eat you out bent over the table, whilst you're on the sofa, one time even whilst you were at your desk tryna work
-Would test you, see how many rounds you can go and how little time you'd need to recover before he can go back in
-Mf would be so big on praise every time you finished, telling you how well you did

BETA SQUAD

Niko
-This man's stubble would graze your thighs and have your flesh BURNING with each step and rub of your thighs the next day
-Long ass fingers always working where his mouth isn't, ensuring that he hits every spot imaginable
-I think he's a bit of a tease asw- gets you to the edge before pulling away with a sick grin right before you get a release
-Bro's nose is so attractive in a weird way, and I feel like it'd nudge against your clit whilst his tongue works which would have knots forming in your stomach and make your head SPIN

Chunkz
-It's so weird but I just CANNAE imagine Chunkz acc giving head 😭
-100% more receiver than giver vibes
-And he's handsy with it, yk? Hand on the back of your head, running through your hair and getting through all those knots before wrapping his hand around the base of your skull and guiding your movements on his cock

AJ Shabeel
-AJE AJE AJE! My no1 bf is an absolute DEMON when it comes to head 
-It's like he's genuinely racing to have you cum - lapping up and sucking on your clit with no mercy, literally sending you barrelling towards orgasm
-And my word he doesn't even stop after that.
-Will litr lick your cum back off your thighs and pussy and have you an overstimulated, shaking MESS as he does it
-And then has the NERVE to ask to go for another round? 
-Such a little cretin, loves looking up with that smirk and seeing how much of an uncontrollably moaning wreck you are when he's using his mouth

King Kenny
-I feel like bro would try a MAD position with it... Like, have your back resting against the bed frame of smth - but he's holding you up by your thighs so that you're literally suspended in air?
-Leaves hickeys on your thighs bc he just loves the look of them against your skin n knowing that only he can see them...
-I just KNOW he's got a long tongue too, like, he's hitting spots that have you legs shaking so that you're literally convulsing in his arms, eyes rolling to the back of your head as you barrel towards that orgasm
-And I just know he'd be an aftercare king, esp after putting you through a HARD orgasm