Sidemen One-Shots and Smut

55. Chip dating headcannons

-I feel like dating Chippo would be such a roles reversed relationship
-Like, he sort of takes the wifey responsibilities whilst you focus on the convential 9-5 job, smth heavy duty like law asw
-He finishes his podcast/stuff and makes steaks on Tuesdays, but otherwise throws smth in the oven or gets you takeout with him before coming home
-In love with his own steaks
-Mf would litr be moaning at the table about how good his steaks are whilst u two eat together
-Always wants to eat with you as well
-If the two of you are long distance, i.e. you had to go overseas to work, he'd fuck up his sleep schedule just to facetime you and eat dinner (or breakfast) with you on call with him
-Also tho he does book holidays for j you (sometimes with your friends asw) because you rarely manage to get down time from work + he knows getting a break is so therapeutic for you
-Often go on holidays together to places too tho #baecation
-Your favourite is when you went to Dubai together, because he decided to vlog "Giving my girlfriend her dream holiday", where he paid for your shopping, had your nails done, and took you to quadbike for the first time
-Obviously then the next day he took you to the golf course so that he could have a full day of golfing to repay for the time spent "doing that boring spa shit"
-He complains about spas and self-care things on the camera and to his mates
-Secretly it's his little guilty pleasure to do the occasional facemask with you every so often
-First time it happened he was drunk and showed you a TikTok of some guy getting his face fully masked, treated and rolled, and Chippo had the audacity to ask "Why don't you do that to me :(" With a sad little face.
-His sad little face ofc made you get out all your products and lay him down on the bed to get his face done
-Decided to film it for a TikTok
-Started with a sheet-mask which he slurred that it looked like he was joining a cult...
-Also had to get a hand mirror so he could constantly see himself bc he insisted on knowing what he looked like constantly
-Used the quartz roller to roll the mask over which smoothed it out really aesthetically
-Managed to convince him to pluck the stray hairs of his brows
-He made a big fuss over the first pluck and said you were going to kill him with those things
-You've not been allowed to touch his brows since.
-Finished by putting some cooling and hydrating gel all over his face, which he babbled Felt like getting a facial, before continuously asking you whether that's what cum feels like, making you flush bright red as you wrapped up the video and made it into a TikTok
-Next morning, Chip looks in mirror and wonders why his face looks so nice and nourished already
-Sees the TikTok and is horrified at how he acted and what all he said
-Shows you the video and cries WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO MY FACE!?!
-Troops groupchat post the video in chat and are commenting allsorts of woooow, Chippo soft launch, Chippy's slaying 😜, one of the girlies 💅
-Chip got over it though.
-Acts all unhappy about what you've renamed the skincare incident, but whenever you put a sheet mask on whilst watching a movie, he asks for one as well
-He's had compliments that he's been glowing, whenever he does the sheet masks anyways, so he figured there was no harm in just putting one of those on

NSFW HC's:
-Deffo an ass guy
-Doggy's the favourite position because he loves seeing it shake + hearing the clap 👏
-I feel like he'd be into thick girlies asw, like, he doesn't care if you have tummy or stretch marks, he's just obsessed with the package behind that (one for my thick girlies bc i need more appreciation in lyfe)
-Probs has a shared playlist which he sent with the message yo put songs into this playlist u wanna have sex to
-Loves when you hickey him up
-Absolutely loves going into the shoot, hickeys standing out bright purple on his neck. Wears them like a badge of honour basically
-Isn't toxic or protective over what you wear either
-Wraps his arm around you regardless of what you're wearing because at the end of the day he knows he's gonna be the one to take them off
-I feel like he's a fan of face sitting asw
-He was first to suggest it which was a bit scary because you felt as though he was just speaking spontaneously/impulsively and didn't actually know what he wanted
-Was quite insistent on trying it- litr begged at one point which made u give it a try
-Kinda cautiously hovering over his face, not sitting bc you j wanted to triple check "are you sure?"
-He answered by wrapping his arms around your thighs n pulling you down + onto his tongue
-Loves you pulling on his hair asw
-Arching back, fingers knotting his hair + pulling him as you moan n grind down onto his tongue
-Bro would get absolutely pussy drunk too
-His arms are hooked around your thighs and basically clamping you down
-Literally still eating you out whilst you're climaxing
-Will not stop until you tell him to, he is perfectly happy just being down there and at your disposal
-More of a giver than receiver in terms of oral
-Has said on the podcast "I don't know what to do when I'm getting head! Do I put my hands on their head- but what if I accidentally hurt them?! And what noises do you even make, because I am NOT letting out a moan-"
-He does moan in the bedroom.
-Is always saying "Oh my God" or something else when he's bottoming out inside you
-Doesn't rly talk much during sex tho
-Jokingly degrades you whilst you're not having sex (Like calling you a degrading name just for jokes when the two of you are doing something) but leans more towards praise whilst actually having sex

Your songs + stories behind them:
-City of Angel, 24kGoldn - Your lockdown spent with Chip consisted of doing everything with this song in the background. Just hearing it when it crops up in the 1000+ song playlist when you're on the road reminds you of the waterballoon fight in the kitchen, the TikTok challenges you'd film, and when Chip tried to cook something other than steaks every Thursday
-Would I Lie To You? Charles & Eddie - There was a period of time where you were questioning whether Chip was cheating on you because of the way you knew he was lying when he said he was at the Fella's Studios after some stupid times like eight o'clock. Turns out he was organising your birthday celebration, and you felt stupid for even letting the thought cross your mind that Chip would be disloyal... You heard this song at the party and added it to the liked songs because of how much it resonated with your thinking earlier.
-Bassline Junkie, Dizzee Rascal - highlight of your year is going to rave with all your mates (Harry, Mia, Will, Megan, Theo n the lot). First year you went you heard this song and you and Chip literally like unlocked a different version of you two. You'd never seen Chip looking so feral and Chip had never seen you so passionate over a song... Which might have had something to do with the bag Harry was passing around 😳

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THERES NOT ENOUGH CHIPLO CRIMES WORKS ON THE WATTPAD!!!! Therefore, this is my contribution.

How's everyone's doing tho??? Everyone good, everyone chilling? What's going on in your lives, let's chat. I just went on holiday and fucking hell it was amazing, what all have you been up to

Hope u liked the oneshots tho + lmk what u wanna see more of in future

Peace n love,
Gracie xoxo

Also keep your eyes out bc I'm planning to do a double upload today 👀👀😏