Sidemen One-Shots and Smut

68. Angryginge13 - Dating Headcanons

-Right, we all know how this man loves his lil Lightning McQueen Crocs
-Now imagine that was the first present he ever got you.
-You always let him know that you HATED crocs and that you thought they were SO UGLY...
-Which is why for your birthday when you opened up a pair of Lightning McQueen crocs to match his own "hideous" pair, you were completely deadpan whereas Ginge was almost crying from laughter
-Unfortunately, when the strap of your sliders broke, you did have to resort to the McQueen crocs...
-And they ended up growing on you...
-First time Ginge showed up to your house unexpectedly and caught you wearing the crocs he was laughing and videoing it in sheer disbelief and triumph over the fact he'd won you over with the crocs
-They're comfy asw, although you'd never admit that to Ginge...
-Oh, and if you're ever packing to go to a hotel or an overnight stay or anything, Morgan always reminds you to take your McQueen crocs or just packs them whilst you're asleep with a post-it note with an annoying little smiley face drawn on.
-He was so obsessed with these McQueen crocs asw, that he saw a TikTok on his fyp of a couple doing the shoes trend thingie and he joked with chat that he should do that with his missus... But then he came home and ACTUALLY ENDED UP MAKING YOU DO WITH THE LIGHTNIGN MCQUEEN CROCS AND ALL... -(Acc kinda cute though) -This is what it turned out to look like:

https://www.tiktok.com/@kycolee/video/7273671883315236101?q=lightning%20mcqueen%20crocs&t=1705344358875 [bc i can't paste tiktok vids... link is tagged in replies to this]

Cute!!!

-Anyways, we all know Ginge is a big football player
-Our favourite goalie, blocked the goal more times than he's cockblocked himself and not realised it until an hour later
-You love going and watching his games
-Not massive on watching sports, only really like the world cup and euros... 
-But seeing your boyfriend out and playing on the pitch has you some type of way
-You're either up on your feet cheering him on, sat down with your head in your hands absolutely bricking it, or trying not to pass out because of how hot Morgan looks with his hands above his head, hair messy and out of place as he grins and kicks the ball out to the midfield
-Either way, you're always gushing when he comes out of the locker room- grabbing his hand and telling him how good that one save was
-He loves it to be honest, even after in his eyes he's had a shit game, in your eyes he's always the star player and he loves how you never fail to show that
-When he comes back as well, you make him lie his ass down
-Get him to lie on his front so that you can give a back massage and get all those tight knots out his back bc he gets SO stiff (😏🤭)
-You need to smack a hand over his mouth because he fully GROANS every time you're getting the knots
-You're hissing at him shut up before everyone downstairs think we're- 
He let's out ANOTHER ungodly loud groan whilst has you threatening to leave the massage right there and then if he doesn't get his act straight
 -He also INSISTS he doesn't groan but that he grunts (as if that makes it any better???)
-Once you're done, you get up from the bed and smack his ass to indicate it's done (and just to get a grip of the WHOLE BAKERY)
-One time there wasn't a Sunday match so he stayed home instead, and ended up asking whether you wanted a massage
-You agreed, not thinking anything could go wrong...
-WRONG.
-Bro literally straddled you to "get the technique right"
-It felt INCREDIBLY painful but Morgan was insistent that was just because you were stiff, and the massage was going to make it better
-Came away from that feeling stiffer than before...
-Later that night you lifted your shirt and looked back into the mirror...
-You had fucking BRUISES from how hard Morgan had been pressing
-Morgan was horrified seeing it as well, smacking a hand over his mouth and tracing over the marks with a finger as if he couldn't believe it
-Apologised profusely and gave you a massive bear hug, apologising for a straight minute despite the fact he was amused by it, as indicated by the wide grin on his face.
 -Did make up for it by getting you your favourite takeout and cuddling you all night until you fell asleep though, arms around your waist and legs tucked up against yours until he felt your breathing rate slow, indicating you'd fallen asleep.