Sidemen One-Shots and Smut

61. Dating/Cat-dad Kenny Headcannons

Getting the first pet
-He lives with his friend and you semi-permanently live there (you have your own flat)
-You and his friend agreed to surprise him with a little kitty for his birthday
-Vlogged getting the cat that morning
-Got so many little treats and climbing frames and stuff for little guy
-Came home when Kenny was groggily waking up
-Snuck the cat into friend's room and watched as the cat began gently pawing at mattress + smacking the duvet corner around
-Waited for rest of Kenny's friends to arrive at flat (birthday lunch was happening at his flat)
-At the end of lunch you and friend got the cat out.
-AJ, Chunkz and Sharky were surprised but laughed and smiled as they saw Kenny react
-Kenny had his hands over his mouth and was "Oh!"-ing in surprise
-Heart absolutely melted at the sight of the little guy
-As soon as you handed Kenny the pet he was so soft with him
-Gently stroked cat's head like he was fragile china
-Baby talking to the cat and acting like nobody else was there
-Niko loves and always wanted a cat as well and was a mixture of sad, surprised and happy for Kenny as it reminded him of litte Reng
-Kenny said he'll call it Samurai
-Everyone laughed at the name bc the cat looked anything BUT aggressive
-Over the next few days Kenny ignores EVERYONE but Samurai
-Litr comes home from training and finds Samurai before greeting you or anyone else
-Samurai prefers your company because he's used to you working from home and seeing your more
-Samurai literally follows + walks after people
-You want privacy from Samurai when you're using the bathroom or whatevs but feel bad closing the door on his little face
-Whatever Kenny does he tries to have Samurai near him though
-When sat watching a film, he's got your legs across his lap and Samurai resting on your shins so he can stroke him
-While sat editing with you in his lap on the gaming chair, Samurai is besides the keyboard smacking a mouse across the desk
-Kenny realised early on that Samurai loved sitting at his desk and hitting the mouse
-So Kenny bought Samurai his own cheap mouse to play with
-We all know Kenny has a rly loud explosive sort of laugh
-Like, he laughs like he's been holding it in since 17461BC
-Every time he lets out one of those laughs, Samurai does a little jump and rapidly spins around to see Kenny whilst he laughs
-Every time Samurai reacts Kenny just laughs more
-Kenny would be SUCH a proud cat dad asw
-Takes mountains of photos & videos of Samurai just doing little things or sitting somewhere unconventional
-Always shows his cat pictures to his friends excitedly saying "Look at what my cat did!"
-Kenny spoils that mf with toys as well
-Goes to pet shop every so often just to see if they have something new that Samurai might like
-At one point was even considering adopting another cat so Samurai would have a friend
-You stopped him because you knew that you'd be the one feeding, cleaning and caring for that cat whilst Kenny was working
-Big Gibber and JJ also have cats though, and one night just before bed, Kenny let it slip that they'd all sorta been talking about their cats together...
-Kenny had said they could both come 'round tomorrow so all their cats could "meet".
-Next morning at the ass-crack of dawn, JJ was knocking at your door, and you could hear his bald ass cat meowing from outside too.
-Let him in (and Gib an hour later) and you have breakfast + pet Samurai whilst Kenny and JJ avidly talk about their cats and all their little quirks.
-Whilst you're petting Samurai, you have Buu trying to climb up the island stool next to you
-Wallace (Gib's cat) is a bit older and just finds purchase on the sofa and goes to sleep/smacks the other cats when they get too close
-Kenny's proper happy to see all the cats together though
-Every single cat jumps whenever Kenny laughs. Also whenever JJ laughs they all jump before meowing frustratedly at the sheer MAGNITUDE of their laughs
-For some reason Niko also came at one point despite not having a cat.
-Niko just wanted to play and watch all the cats tbh, he doesn't really care if he doesn't have a cat to bring to the meetup
-That night once Buu and Wallace were gone, Kenny couldn't get a smile off of his face bc he feels like a proud dad having introduced his cat to the "community"
-Cute HC but Kenny's so protective over everyone he cares about
-Like, when he called you once and heard you with a stuffy voice and sneezing, he Uber-ed his way to your house with noodle and a much of medicine
-Told you to lie your ass down and rest whilst he did all your house-jobs
-It was just a three-day cold or whatever, but Kenny still didn't want you overworking yourself when you were sick
-Same vibe- when Samurai first got ill, Kenny dropped EEEEVERYTHING to look after his guy.
-Literally got Samurai a whole new blanket just to swaddle him up so Samurai didn't get any colder
-Kenny's a constant mix of dying-from-cuteness and concerned for Samurai whenever he hears him sneeze
-Carries Samurai around with him everywhere when he's sick- swaddles him up like a baby and j carries him wherever Kenny goes
-In the lead up to a fight, Samurai got ill and you were on work abroad, so Kenny took Samurai to camp
-Put Samurai in the cup-holder, outer section of the backpack (iykyk)
-Sent you a video of all the tough muscly guys at camp passing Samurai around, cooing and stroking his head when he first showed Samurai
-Kenny puts his backpack + Samurai on the bench and tells whoever's resting there to make sure Samurai is all good
-Whenever Kenny gets rest break, he goes and sips water to the side with Samurai on his lap, just talking nonsense to himself and the cat whilst he's recovering
-Coming home and seeing Kenny tryna bathe/wash Samurai would be so funny asw
-Samurai HATES baths with like, a BURNING passion, and Kenny hates getting splashed by the water
-Kenny's shirtless and complaining at the cat to just " 'low it and let me scrub you!" whilst Samurai is meowing unhappily and dodging his hands in the tub
-You're laughing and filming clips from the doorway before eventually giving a helping hand
-Kenny's mood brightens again at the end though as he takes pictures of his cat, now skinny as all his fur sticks to his body post-bath
-I reckon Kenny uses proper cute little names for Samurai other than his acc name as well though
-Namely either calls his cat "big guy" or "little guy"
-Samurai's very small but for some reason there's some irony in Kenny saying "Oi big guy come here", before bicep-curling Samurai
-Yeah, also uses Samurai like a dumbell sometimes?
-Samurai seems to enjoy it so you have no problem, but it is j kinda funny seeing Kenny curling Samurai sometimes
-Also Kenny does air-jail with Samurai
-If Samurai's too hyper or starts trying to bat the mouse from the computer when Kenny's using it, Kenny will put Samurai up in air-jail and type one-handed instead.
-Therefore in conclusion:

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Ahhh guys sorry to keep it brief this time but im so so so tired atm from skl esp w mocks coming up + wish me luck for French speaking which'll be this week (I am shitting myself.)

Promise I'll make up w a better upload next week tho everyone :)

Mucho love n peace,
Grazzle xoxo