INSPARATIONNNNNNN COME TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Merp.....I have an idea......2 ideas......which one to go off of........
HAHAHAHA I HAVE IT!!!
Me: *in the kitchen eating Doritoes*
Orlando: *walks in* Oh, am I interrupting something? I see you are with your *coughs* husbands
Me: >:) Oh yesh. We be busy
Orlando: Well this is awkward.....
Johnny: *yells in* GUYZ GUYZ HELP HELP!!! THERE IS A BIG BLUE BOX OUT HERE!!! IT JUST APPEARED I DONT KNOW WHAT IT IS!! *runs into the kitchen and squeezes Orli* PROTECTMEEEEEE
Orlando: ummmmmmmmmm
Me: BLUE BOX?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!!?! THE DOCTOR HAS FINALLY FOUND ME!!!! *runs out*
*believe it or not the TARDIS is parked in the middle of the Black Pearl*
Me: DOCTOR DOCTOR!!! THOU HAST COME FOR ME!!!!! I AWAIT THE!!!
Orlando: *drags Johnny out of the kitchen with him* What the heck is that?
Me: DOTH THOU NOT KNOW THE TARDIS WHEN THEE SEES IT?!?!?!?!?
Orlando: TARDIS?
Me: This relationship is over Orlando
Orlando: Thank God
Me: heeeeeyyyyy!!!
TARDIS door opens
Me: DOCTOR?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??! *bounds forward*
Smeagol: *exits the TARDIS* We are back from Gallifrey!
Me: WTF?!?!?!?!?!??!
Orlando: Ummmmm ....Pearl....you have fallen in love with this creature?
Me: SMEAGOL WHERE IS THE DOCTOR?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!
Smeagol: *gollum gollum* we donts knows!
Me: *kicks Smeagol* TELL ME!!!!
Smeagol: WE SWEARS! WE SWEARS ON THE PRECIOUS WE DONT KNOW!!!!
Me: YOU LIE!!!! WHAT DID YOU DO!!!!!
Smeagol: Welll.......we ates him.
ME: 0.0
Smeagol: Tasty Doctor....very tasty
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If I Ever Acted With Orlando Bloom
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