@gothic_shadowhunter_ came up with the idea of the duck attacking everyone and i wrote it! :)
Backstage
Orlando: *screaming in the background*
Me: NO!!!!!!!! ORLANDO WHAT IS HAPPENING TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Orlando:AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH THERE IS A DUCK ATTACKING ME!!!!!!!!!!
Me: I WILL SAVE YOU!!!! *rushes into the room with a gun* *aims at the duck and shoots* *the gun is empty* FRODO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eli: *enters* What? And why is Orlando being attacked by a duck?
Me: I WAS NOT CALLING YOU ELI!!!!!!
Eli: BUT YOU SAID FRODO!
Me: THAT IS MY SUBSTITUTE!!!
Eli: HOW DARE YOU USE MY NAME IN VAIN!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Would you prefer me to f you all the time?
Eli: *stares*
Me: *that is what i thought*
Orlando: CAN SOMEONE PLEASE GET THIS DUCK OFF OF ME???!!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!
Me: *jumps on the duck*
Duck: SSSSSW}QQQQQQJSAJGASOEASDNMGJAOSDJGMAD L!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *gets off of Orlando and runs around in circles* *flies onto the counter where Johnny's dirt is* SQQQQUUUUUUUUUUAAAAKKKKKKKKKK *breaks open the jar* *dirt spills everywhere*
Me: ......oh crap
Orlando: JOHNNY!!!!!
Johnny: *enters* Wha.....NO!!!!! MY DIRT!!!!! NO THAT EVIL DUUCK!!!! GET AWAY FROM MY DIRT!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Duck: *attacks Johnny*
@gothic_shadowhunter_ (Jackie) :*enters carrying a wooden sword* *hits the duck which is on Johnny thus saying she hit Johnny*
Johnny: AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! MY HEAD!!!!!!!!!
Jackie: *hits duck again*
Johnny: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH QUIT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Duck: *dead*
Jackie: *picks up the duck by it's neck* I killed it! *throws it on the floor and puts her foot on the ducks belly (victorious pose)
Johnny: *rubs his head*
Orlando: *stares*
Me: *stares*
Jackie: I ave saved your precious dirt, and you. *looks at Johnny lovingly*
Johnny: *grins* YOU LOVE DIRT!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!!!
Jackie: I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!
Me: *stares*
Orlando:*stares*
Me: And you thought i was bad
Orlando: *glares at me*
Director: *enters* *sees duck dead on ground* NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! NOT MARTHA!!!!!!!!! WHO KILLED MARTHA!!!!!!
Me and Orlando: *point to Jackie*
Director: NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! *kneels beside Martha* *looks at Jackie* HOW DARE YOU!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Johnny: She saved my life! and also Georgie's!
Director: I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR BLOODY DIRT!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW DARE YOU KILL MARTHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me:*stares*
Orlando: *stares*
Johnny: *stares*
Jackie: *stares*
Director: ABBIE!!!! GET ME A RUM AND A VODKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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