Me: Orlando, we need a plan.
Orlando: Why would I want to help you get another one of your "husbands?"
Johnny: YOU JUST GOT SANDED!!!!
Me: Don't insult my Sand.
Johnny: WELL YOU DON'T INSULT GEORGIE
Me: ....................I didn't
Johnny: I'm sure you have behind my back.
Me: ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Nope, I haven't
Orlando: Wait...there was this time that you wanted to flush it down the toilet and then throw the entire sewage to the moon....
Johnny: WHAAAATTTT????
Me: ORLANDO YOU ARE NOT HELPING ME
Orlando: oops.
Johnny: *utters tons and tons of profanities*
Orlando: My innocence...
Me: O.O *hugs Orlando* SAVE ME!!!
Orlando: Naw, not today, Pearl. Not today *leaves*
Johnny: *fuming*
Me: HAAALALLLLLPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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If I Ever Acted With Orlando Bloom
Fanfiction[COMPLETED] Do you think that you are crazier than i am? I beg to differ. This is what would happen if i ever acted with Orlando Bloom. Well,maybe this is a bit overboard.....just a LITTLE! And the Amazing cover for this is made by WillTreatyRA. She...
