Director: Shoot!
Orlando: I should have told you from the start. I love you…
Me: I KNEW IT!! *elbows Johnny* I knew this guy would open up and express his true feelings for me
Orlando: *sighs exacerbated* This is a line
Me: But you said it with such love
Orlando: I was acting
Me: You love me! ADMIT IT!!!!
Orlando: No
Me: *Stares singing All American Rejects* don’t keep me your dirty little secret.
Orlando: *face palms*
Johnny: Well this is interesting
Orlando: No, this stinks
Me: *offended* Are you saying that I stink at sining?!?!?!?!?
Orlando: …well
Me: You hurt my feelings *sobs*
Orlando: *sighs* Alright, your singing is beautiful.
Me: REALLY!?!?!?!?!
Orlando: it is better than Johnny’s opera
Johnny: *offended* well…
Orlando: Who sings about dirt?
Johnny: I do!
Orlando: Exactly! You are crazy.
Johnny: Fine! I see that nobody cares for me. I will just go and jump off a cliff. *he is out*
Director: *passed out on the floor with a bottle of rum in hand*
Me: It looks like it is just you and me.
Orlando: ….crap…Johnny! come back I was joking.
Me: kiss me
Orlando: JOHHNY WAIT!!! I AM JUMPING WITH YOU!!!!! *runs out after Johnny*
Me: KISS ME ORLANDO! I AM THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE!!! WE MUST HAVE TRUE LOVE’S KISS!!!!! ORLANDO COME BACK!!!!!!!!
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If I Ever Acted With Orlando Bloom
Fanfiction[COMPLETED] Do you think that you are crazier than i am? I beg to differ. This is what would happen if i ever acted with Orlando Bloom. Well,maybe this is a bit overboard.....just a LITTLE! And the Amazing cover for this is made by WillTreatyRA. She...
