Me: *hands Orlando some wax*
Orlando: *takes it gratefully and plugs his ears*
Brooke and I follow his example.
Brooke: *sets up the music to full blast. twirls the sledgehammer and smiles evilly*
Orlando: *bursts through the door and into the mob of fangirls*
Fangirls: *some are running* *some are clinging to Johnny* *some are dancing*
Brooke: *goes to Johnny and hits the girls around him with a sledge hammer*
Me: *grabs Johnny by arm* LET'S GET OUT OF HERE YA BOZO!
Johnny: THANK YOU FOR FINALLY COMING FOR ME!!!
Me: *gestures that I can't hear him*
Orlando: *kicks a rabid fangirl away from Johnny*
We all run back into the building.
Johnny: THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!
Me:*turns of music* *takes wax out* yep.
Brooke: *takes the wax out of ears* REWARD TIME!!!
Orlando: *rolls his eyes while taking the wax out of his ears*
Brooke: *jumps on Johnny and kisses him*
Johnny: *raises eyebrow* I thought that you were my rescuer....YOU BETRAYED ME!!!
Brooke: Well, you see, it was my idea to rescue you...and i thought i might as well kiss you. And uh...Orlando and Pearl didn't want to rescue you.
Johnny: *looks at me* is this truth?
Me: Heck no!!!!
Johnny: *knows me well enough to know that i am lying* *glares at Orlando* AND YOU! YOU WERE THE ONE WHO PUT ME IN THAT AWEFUL PLACE!!!
Orlando: *whistles awkwardly* *pretends he didnt hear Johnny*
Johnny: I HATE YOU ORLANDO!!!!!!
Orlando: Now, please. Lay of the hate.
Brooke: Hater gone hate
Me: Tateres gone tater
Smeagol: *enters* TATERS PRECIOUS?!?!?!? WHAT ARE TATERS?!?!?!??!!??!?!?!?!
Sean: *runs in after him* YOU KNOW PO-TA-TOES!!! BOIL 'EM!! MASH 'EM!!! PUT 'EM IN A STEEEWWWW!!!!!!
Me: *raises eyebrow*
Brooke: *squeals* AWE!!! he's so cute!!!! *rushes up to Smeagol and starts to pat his head*
Johnny: *in shock*
Orlando: SHE'S GOT THE SMEAGOL TOUCH!!!!!!
Me: There is such a thing?
Orlando:...no...but there should be.
Brooke: *baby voice* Awe, your so cute!!!! All you want is a friend!
Smeagol: Yes precious
Brooke: Awe!!! *looks back at us and whispers* I think he has a crush on me! He called me 'precious'!!!!!!!!!!
Me: .......
Orlando:.......
Johnny: *staring blankly*
Brooke: *looks up at Sean* Can I keep him?
Sean: ....................................................
Brooke: PLEASE SAY YES!!!!!
Sean: ...................................................................................................................................
Brooke: PLLLLEEEAAASSSEEEEEE!!!
Sean: THAT IS A FILTHY MAGGOT!! HOW COULD YOU EVER WANT HIM!!!
Brooke: *agast* HOW COULD YOU CALL THIS LOVABLE GUY A MAGGOT!! AND A FILTHY ONE!!!! YOU ARE SUCH AN ABUSER!!!!
Sean: *stares*
Brooke: *death glare* *looks back at Smeagol* Poor little guy, *gives him a hug*
Sean: Fine...keep him! *leaves*
Brooke: YAY!!!!!!!!
Me: *says to Orlando and Johnny* I don't know her
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If I Ever Acted With Orlando Bloom
Fanfiction[COMPLETED] Do you think that you are crazier than i am? I beg to differ. This is what would happen if i ever acted with Orlando Bloom. Well,maybe this is a bit overboard.....just a LITTLE! And the Amazing cover for this is made by WillTreatyRA. She...
