Orlando: *practicing his lines*
Johnny: *practicing his lines, as well as stroking his dirt*
Me: *enters* I HATE MY FEET!!!!!!!!!
Orlando and Johnny: *stare*
Me: *stares back*
Orlando: ....okay
Johnny: you say the strangest things
Me: Well i'm not the one stroking a cruddy jar of dirt
Orlando: BURN!
Johnny: Shut it!
Orlando: You didnt just say that to me
Johnny: oh yes i did
Orlando: oh no you didnt
Johnny: oh yes i did
Orlando: oh no you didnt
Johnny: oh yes i did
Me: *stares*
Johnny and Orlando continue to say the same thing over and over again
Me: GUYS!!! QUIT IT!!!
Johnny: look who's talking
Me: *stares*
Orlando: hahaha
Me: *stares and then decides to drop the matter* Do you have small feet, Orlando?
Orlando:...derrr
Me: Well?
Orlando: I dunno it depends on your definition of small
Johnny: I got big feet *smiles* my dirt doesnt have feet :(
Me: I dont re-call asking you *looks back at Orlando*
Orlando: as i said it depends on your definition
Me: Well i hate my feet cause when i go shoe shopping all the shoes are so large
Orlando: I dont have that problem, i wear a size 10 (i guessed and then checked and it was between 10 and 12!!!)
Me: Im a size....you know i dont know
Johnny: I WEAR SIZE XXXL
Orlando: we are talking about shoes not t shirts
Johnny: DID YOU JUST CALL ME FAT?!?!?!?!
Orlando: *snickers*
Johnny: I HATE YOU ORLANDO!!
Orlando: Geez, you dont have to be so blunt
Me: dont worry Orlando, i love you!
Orlando: .....
Me: Do you have bumps on your feet?
Orlando: *confused expression* Uhhhhhh
Me: I do!
Orlando: TMI
Me: DO YA WANNA SEE?!?!?!?!
Orlando: NO!!!! i mean...no i do not need to see your lovely feet
Me: *disappointed* oh
Johnny: YA WANNA SEE MY FEET!?!?!?!
Orlando: NOOOO!!!! THEY PROBABLY STINK!!!
Johnny:* offended* Well
Me: I have that same problem not only are my shoes too large but they also make my feet stink!
Orlando: Again...TMI
Me: You probably have the same problem
Orlando: No, i dont
Johnny: Yeah he probably sprays them with perfume
Orlando: I DO NOT!
Johnny: somehow i doubt that
Orlando: by the way it is cologne
Johnny: so you spray cologne on your feet
Orlando: I DO NOT SPRAY ANYTHING ON MY FEET!
The director enters in just in time to hear Orlando say that
Director: Well this isnt awkward
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If I Ever Acted With Orlando Bloom
Fanfiction[COMPLETED] Do you think that you are crazier than i am? I beg to differ. This is what would happen if i ever acted with Orlando Bloom. Well,maybe this is a bit overboard.....just a LITTLE! And the Amazing cover for this is made by WillTreatyRA. She...
